Invade!!!

Cornflower MM · December 28, 2014, 01:00:58 AM

Ugh. *Mutters* Fighting idiots. *Normal volume* Haven't you ever heard diplomacy?

Izeroth · December 28, 2014, 01:11:22 AM

I tried diplomacy, but it never really got me anything...

Lady Ashenwyte · December 28, 2014, 01:27:23 AM

Firedrake, attack Sam now! *Turns into a hundred headed elephant man*

SilentSam · December 28, 2014, 01:38:40 AM

Redwall. ATTACK REDWALL!

Izeroth · December 28, 2014, 06:01:46 AM

Darn it, my transport has been damaged. I knew I should've gotten one of the newer models.. *presses self-destruct button*

SilentSam · December 28, 2014, 04:01:07 PM

*Samuel does a forcefield to protect the Sam army and allies.

Hickory · December 28, 2014, 04:24:19 PM

"This battle station is able to destroy a single planet in several seconds. None shall oppose it" *points Death Star at redwall abbey*

SilentSam · December 28, 2014, 04:51:39 PM

*shoots down death star*

Hickory · December 28, 2014, 07:09:08 PM

Awwww.

Star destroyers, attack!

BadgerLordFiredrake · December 28, 2014, 07:52:16 PM

*sends out Eclipse-class Star Destroyer*

SilentSam · December 28, 2014, 08:40:02 PM

*Samuel shoots down star destroyers*

BadgerLordFiredrake · December 28, 2014, 08:42:58 PM

*Ships crash on Sam*

SilentSam · December 28, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

Owww... Sammy... Samuel... Samuella... come. Go... win the war for me. But... put me in the capsule with my extra wand. *the three squirrels smirk at each other, knowing what will happen* *dies* *they ccarry sam into the capsule, and go back to the war*

LT Sandpaw · December 29, 2014, 02:47:33 PM

Fight on my comrades, *Teams of Brutes with Gravity hammers smash though the gates* Charge Send in the Elites!!!!!!!!!

*The Roman army holds off attack from the rear with the Warriors of Asguard*

SilentSam · December 29, 2014, 03:15:04 PM

*comes back to life... with magic. as if he had never died*
Hm... time to change the Captains...
LT... you are now a Major
Sammy... Colonel
Samuel... Brigadier General
Samuella... Stay a Captain
Ugnatt... *hehe* 2nd Lieutenant...
*looks at the other Captains* You are all demoted to Corporals...
Except for two rats named Rish and Tulian. For one of you... you will be demoted to Private. The other... your life... *Sam throws a knife at the neck of the rat named Tulian* Rish... you are lucky. You get to live. But now, you must carry the bomb inside Redwall. Unless you want to join Tulian? You don't? Good. Now go! *hehe* Let's see... hmmm... AHA! CHAAAAARGE!!!

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