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[Eulaliaaa!]

[Russa Nodrey]

I ARE SCARED.

A BOY WANTS TO ASK ME OUT.

I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Bring some pepper spray. And if you don't have any, get some. And if you can't get some, fill your pockets with dirt just in case. Put some vegetable oil on your hands so he can't hold them. Wear a gas mask to protect against cooties and so that he can't see your face. Wear five sets of clothing, including scuba gear, skydiving gear, snowboarding gear, and welding gear, all underneath an ankle-length dress.

Good luck, and have fun!

Thanks for the excellent advice.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Rofl!! XD XD XD

[The Skarzs]

Glad to be of service.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Just gonna leave this here:

OOC: Eul!!! YOU ARE MAKING THE MISTAKE THAT ALL GOOD GUYS MAKE THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO A SEQUEL!!! YOU ARE NOT MAKING IT SO THAT HE DIES BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!!! This will come back to haunt you all!

OOC: but... she's like Jason Bourne...

Ok, and are you guys just going to ignore that fact that he just bit my finger off and it's bleeding and I'm obviously in pain and need immediate medical attention?!

OOC: I'm dying laughing at this! You guys have made this game a lot of fun! I really appreciate the participation - I didn't expect it to go this far.

OOC: You know, I could make an argument that having an elbow slammed into your neck (a pressure point) by someone filled with an adrenaline rush would immobilize you at least long enough for the immediate actions of another character to prevent you from biting off someone's finger. But, you know, who cares? It's just a finger

[The Skarzs]

My brother is missing a finger.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I refound this little gem earlier

No chocolate? I guess I'll just toss it in that trash can, what a waste.

*Digs it out of trash and eats it*

Really?

* Lord Daskar grabs another chocolate bar and smears it all over some grilled turkey.

* Lord Daskar throws it away.

*Digs it out of trash and eats it*

I didn't say it was in the trashcan.

Oh. Then what did i eat? *turns green*

Oh. Then what did i eat? *turns green*

I believe you ate the pile of rotting worms I threw in there earlier.

[The Skarzs]

Heh. Oh yeah.

[Jukka the Sling]

[June 12, 2016, 10:51:00 pm] Jukka the Sling: On another note, Russa is currently annoying everyone by continually saying in a weird voice, "You DO believe in spooks", altered from the Wizard of Oz thing. And now she knows I'm typing his on the iPod and she's mildly concerned...
[June 12, 2016, 10:51:51 pm] Søren: o_0
[June 12, 2016, 10:51:57 pm] Gonff the Mousethief: I thought you said Russia and I started to say something to Søren and ask if he knew anything about it
[June 12, 2016, 10:52:10 pm] Jukka the Sling: I think it's past her bedtime.

Can't remember if I posted this here before, but I just found it again, so hey.

[Russa Nodrey]

Heehee!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Dadgum, I read it as Russia again!

[Søren]

Gonff, Russia isn't going around telling people weird things in the night. (Well, not in this side of the Atlantic anyway...)

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Gonff, Russia isn't going around telling people weird things in the night. (Well, not in this side of the Atlantic anyway...)

You mean that isn't Putin chanting Mother Russia with the strong smell of vodka on his breath to me in the deep depths of the night, sending a cold, probably rigged Olympic score my way? Must be James then

[Jukka the Sling]

thanks banya! As ive said, i really dont think i could ever bring myself to get a tattoo, but i still like to think about it

If it's pain holding you back, there's always the option of doing it while you're drunk. Nevermind, that was terrible advice.

[Delthion]

(But yeah, I guess it's canon  .)

Rosie what might work is restarting the Gonsie wedding topic.

That's definitely what Del looks like when he makes a wedding topic.

1. I have an idea.
2. I'll make a new wedding topic.
After the unfortunate (The Redcoats.) pair react.
3. Ha ha ha!