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Sebias of Redwall

#690
January 03, 2020, 11:41:14 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 03, 2020, 08:54:18 PM
@Seb, it's from the topic "Camping in Bear-infested woods"
Ah. Okay, thanks!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jukka the Sling

#691
January 19, 2020, 08:39:48 PM
I am pleased that someone thought my ancient New Year's post was funny enough to put here. ;D



Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 19, 2020, 06:43:55 PM
Kinda, yeah.  I have a huge tendency to worry about things I've already done and can't change, especially because of what people might think about me as a result.  It drags me down.  Working retail has made me a bit better about this, because every day something awkward happens, and I have to learn to just let it go.  My overthinking is still a problem, though.  (For example, I've been worrying over a fanfic I posted months ago, because it really wasn't my best writing  -- it was way overwritten and possibly overdramatic -- and I don't know what people will think of me because of it.  In the end, I posted it because I stressed myself out so bad while writing it that I finally decided I had to either post it or lose my mind.)

TPBM worries a lot.
Quote from: Booklover on January 19, 2020, 06:49:04 PM
Clearly not as much as you.

This cracked me up.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Verdauga

#693
January 23, 2020, 03:13:23 PM
I don't know if this made it's way on here earlier, but if so, it deserves it again.

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.

She's got gold snake extensions.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Skarzs

#694
January 23, 2020, 08:18:18 PM
I don't even remember that. XD
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

#695
January 23, 2020, 09:37:49 PM
Well, no wonder, when it's been six years since you joined
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#696
January 29, 2020, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 06:01:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:44:59 PM
*waffles*
Waffling on waffles, eh? Waffle apologists are liars, hmmm? Waffles is lies!?!?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

#697
January 29, 2020, 07:03:44 PM
You liked that reference? :D
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Tungro

#698
January 30, 2020, 01:55:49 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2020, 03:13:23 PM
I don't know if this made it's way on here earlier, but if so, it deserves it again.

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.

She's got gold snake extensions.
LOL

Russa Nodrey

#699
January 31, 2020, 03:01:05 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 07:05:58 PM
anyway, as to the thought that is (not) plaguing your minds; no, I will likely not be joining in.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 07:21:06 PM
Weak.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 01:32:46 AM

Hey, don't talk to my beloved honeybun like that!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 31, 2020, 02:35:41 AM
Hush now, non-existent voice in my head, I must criticize fruit duck some more
Freddy

Kade Rivok

#700
January 31, 2020, 03:03:33 AM
 ;D
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Verdauga

#701
January 31, 2020, 02:11:56 PM
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Skarzs

#702
January 31, 2020, 02:42:02 PM
Russa has some clever quips. :D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Booklover

#703
January 31, 2020, 02:53:16 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 31, 2020, 02:42:02 PM
Russa has some clever quips. :D
Such as this (and some other parts of that topic):
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 31, 2020, 02:39:42 AM
@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. ^-^ There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead. :D
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Russa Nodrey

#704
February 07, 2020, 02:41:50 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 02:08:03 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 07:51:30 PM
No, and remain 10 feet away from me at all times.
*Closes the distance with a skip and a twirl.*

Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 06, 2020, 08:23:50 PM
*Can no longer look at Skarz in the same light* :D :D
We have different bulbs just for that.
Freddy
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