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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 05:48:22 PM
Will the smol populace submit?
Quote from: Booklover on February 15, 2020, 06:31:38 PM
As there is no 'smol populace', the smol populace can't exist. If you mean us, the answer is never.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 06:51:04 PM
That's cute.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 15, 2020, 07:37:03 PM
The swoll populace won't submit either because our swollness won't allow it.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 15, 2020, 08:25:14 PM
*Burns the freshly tilled ground.*
Freddy

The Skarzs

Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 11:00:30 PM
*As you didn't specify, I decided that it was fragile.*
*And Expensive.*
*And you're grounded.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

The Skarzs

#709
Hello darkness my old friend. . .
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:22:43 PM
I've come to squawk at you again....
Because teletubbies are creeping...
Toward me so I am weeping...
And they really want to dig into my brain...
The pain.
Teletubbies are known for violence...
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Kade Rivok

 ;D

Too bad we didn't quote it from the beginning
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

I didn't see that at first...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

Not really funny, but I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it:
Quote from: Maudie on July 07, 2013, 01:10:21 AM
You know, sometimes this forum seems like Dark Forest with all of its dead beasts.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

Do you think it would fit in favorite quotes?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

Spoiler
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 02:48:10 AM
DELTHION IS WEIRD AND I'M SPEAKING BADLY ABOUT HIM

WHAT IS HE, EVEN?

A GRIM REAPER LION?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 22, 2017, 02:50:31 AM
OH MY GOSH.

Delthion.
Dethlion.
Death lion.

THREE CHANGES MAKE HIM "DEATH LION".
THREE SIDES AND CORNERS OF A TRIANGLE.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
DELTHION IS THE GRIM REAPER LION OF THE ILLUMINATI.
SPREAD THE WORD.
HE MUST BE STOPPED.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 02:53:34 AM
OH MY GOSH SEE??

DELTHION HAS TWO EYES.

I USED TWO QUESTION MARKS.

TWO MINUS ONE IS ONE.

IF I TAKE AWAY ONE OF DELTHION'S EYES AND PUT IT IN A TRIANGLE, IT'S ILLUMINATI!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 22, 2017, 02:55:51 AM
HOW DID WE NOT REALIZE THIS BEFORE?!
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To be honest, most of that thread.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 30, 2020, 04:22:55 PM
"Potato is a very small word,
A little sound we make,
For one who is true, one who will do,
Great deeds for potato chip's sake."
Error. Error. Cannot compute.