Funny posts collection

[Skyblade]

This is a thread for re-posting any especially funny posts in the forums - as a place people can go if they want a laugh or to enjoy life


For instance:

If a couple is 3, a mutual crush is only 1+1. You're missing a few key elements there.

And what elements? Skarz and Faiy seemed to work.

What elements? Most of them. For one, I'm not seeing any rubidium.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

This is pretty funny. 

I still require the information on who voted for me!!

Anyone wanna cookie? Fudge?

Fudge sounds good. What flavors?

Fudge flavor.

Haha. You goofball.

[Rusvul]

It's not just the rubidium, either. There's no copper, tin, aluminum or zinc. How will we make keys without these key elements?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's not just the rubidium, either. There's no copper, tin, aluminum or zinc. How will we make keys without these key elements?

[Skyblade]

Randomly: I have a name. And it's a girl's name, too.

Shut the front door! No way!

[Norham Waterpaw]

"ATTEMPTING TO STRANGLE NOR THROUGH THE SCREEN" Is a quote from Wylder.

[Skyblade]

Lol! There are heaps of funny posts in the Forum Games forum. One thread that's especially entertaining for me is "Corrupt-a-Wish" in the Popular Forum Games subforum.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted. You now have a million dollars of Monopoly money.
I wish for world peace.

Person 3: Granted, but the peace only lasts five seconds.
I wish I could fly.

I must say, Rain is really good at this game. She's funny and creative, a good mix for making funny wish corruptions.

Me: I wish I had all 100s in my classes.
Rain: Granted!  Every bit of homework you have has 100 questions, as well as every quiz and test.  You fail all 100 questions, meaning you get an F for everything you do.

Me: I wish I could speak Spanish fluently...
Rain: Granted!  However, Spanish is now a dead language, as all Spanish-speaking people have started learning other languages and have quit speaking that tongue.  You are officially the only person who can speak Spanish, and no one cares that you can.

[Maudie]

OK, lets try to use the MAGIC SWORD OF AWESOME DEATH without awkwardness.
*examines sword*
Oh. The MAGIC SWORD OF AWKWARD DEATH. That explains a lot.

[Skyblade]

Matthias720: How about that weather?
Taggerung_of_Redwall: Yeah, you know, it's really, like, weathery. Yeah.


Lord A: I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that some people on the forum get this reference.
Plugg: They do. All of them. But now, all everyone talks about is Dragon Tales.

DanielofRedwall: That awkward moment when there's a zombie looking for brains and it walks straight past you.

[Jukka the Sling]

Revive!

I think this is one of the most hilarious forum posts of all time:

BadgerlordFiredrake has been on here for years. He's true, and blue.

Yeah. He's blue. Very blue. Bluer than ever before. He's so blue, you couldn't tell he was there if you shrunk him and put him inside a blue flower.

[Skyblade]

Well, it can make people feel bad, because you're so nice, it makes people want to pay you a compliment, but then they feel awkward doing that and then they feel bad because they didn't pay you a compliment and this is a very long run-on sentence.

[Jukka the Sling]

This is a strange experience, one I shall tell my Grandchildren when they ask:


Grandkid: *Squeaky voice* Grandma Russa, tell us more about your crazy forum adventures!

Me: Oh, all right. One more story, but after that you must go to bed.

Grandkid: *Squeaky voice* Okay.

Me: I was once shipped, it was a strange experience. The end. Now go to bed.

[Søren]

Ouch, *Takes hat off head* Poor sole, we will miss him dearly. In the meantime


FIRST COME'S LOVE!

THEN COME'S MARRIAGE!

THEN COME'S THE BABy IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!

[Skyblade]

Where is PyuggFiretai!?

I honestly don't know. He probably fell off a cliff or something.

[Delthion]

Yay! A post of mine is in the funny posts thread! (It was only a matter of time.)