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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:36:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
That wasn't in the memeo.

Were you trying to be witty or just cannot spell? :thinking:
Meme-o, memo.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 01:09:56 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:36:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
That wasn't in the memeo.

Were you trying to be witty or just cannot spell? :thinking:
Meme-o, memo.

I know. Wanted to see your comeback to that :P
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Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 02:03:09 AM
Sorry to disappoint you.

You never do, man ^-^

(Well, except with the whole not being a duck/banana thing ;D).
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lass of something much

Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Alright, I'll word it differently;
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Luftwaffles

Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Alright, I'll word it differently;
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.

Wait, hold on.

*Pulls a stool and puts you on top of it*.

Much better.

I like seeing people in the eyes when we talk ;)
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lass of something much

Heey! I'm not that shor-

...


*realizes I'm still way shorter...Topples off stool*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 02:32:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Alright, I'll word it differently;
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.

Wait, hold on.

*Pulls a stool and puts you on top of it*.

Much better.

I like seeing people in the eyes when we talk ;)
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:48:14 AM
Heey! I'm not that shor-

...


*realizes I'm still way shorter...Topples off stool*
^ :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

Yeah, that definitely belongs here.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 02:32:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?

That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Alright, I'll word it differently;
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.

Wait, hold on.

*Pulls a stool and puts you on top of it*.

Much better.

I like seeing people in the eyes when we talk ;)

#savage
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lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

lass of something much

#928
(Sorry about the dp)

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 28, 2016, 01:22:52 PM
*finally wakes up*
hey what'd i miss?
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on August 28, 2016, 01:48:10 PM
YOU MISSED YOUR DOOM.

*Revs up chainaxe*
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 28, 2016, 02:07:57 PM
oh bummer am i too late?


Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 23, 2016, 05:22:17 PM
*Grabs stuffed animals and puts on a play*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 25, 2016, 05:19:09 PM
*Watches the play* O.O
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 25, 2016, 05:26:15 PM
*looks at Russa's expression*  *stops teddy bear slowly murdering a stuffed turtle* What? You don't like it?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 25, 2016, 05:45:58 PM
No, no, I like it. That face meant that I was interested. ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 25, 2016, 06:04:28 PM
Oh ;D *continues*
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on August 26, 2016, 12:02:16 AM
*Throws pillows at Rosie*

FREEDOM FOR STUFFED ANIMALS!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2016, 12:06:21 AM
*Pretends pillow is an  Avalanche * *Angry stares at Ashe* You just brutally murdered my actors! I'm supposed to do that!
*after many other posts with nothing to do with this*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 11, 2016, 05:31:38 PM
And then the teddy bear was successful in brutally murdering the turtle. The End  ;D *bows*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

No Cellars like the old Cellars.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?