Guests are doing something secretly!

[Booklover]

THIS IS THE MOMENT FOR WT-40 THE LATE PARAMEDIC TO SHINE!

Late as in deceased or not on time?

[Ally046]

Aren't those the same thing in this case?

[Booklover]

No, it's the patient who will be late if the paramedic is late. Maybe ir would be better to hire a wizard

[Ally046]

Perhaps. No chance of being late then.

[Kade Rivok]

Or early.

[Ally046]

True.

[Booklover]

But a wizard (a benevolent one, anyway) will always arrive in time. Often just before it's too late, because wizards are often dramatic.

[Kade Rivok]

Well yeah, if they arrived a while before it was too late, then they'd be early.  An occurrence they, of course, would never let occur.

[Russa Nodrey]

I concur.

[Kade Rivok]

Thank you.

[Flib Bigboat]

But a wizard (a benevolent one, anyway) will always arrive in time. Often just before it's too late, because wizards are often dramatic.

Drama is a waste of time.

[Kade Rivok]

*And all at once, theatre majors from across the world did wail in anguish, for their dreams of struggles were so harshly and truthfully disgraced before all.*

[Booklover]

Much as I, personally, dislike drama, I do have to acknowledge all the friends I have who love it and all the films I've enjoyed.

[Flib Bigboat]

*And all at once, theatre majors from across the world did wail in anguish, for their dreams of struggles were so harshly and truthfully disgraced before all.*

Oh, come on. People only go to the theater so they can waste time in a practical and entertaining way.

[WorshipTiria]

I once failed drama because I was too dramatic
Also the teacher was biased.