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GUESTS HELP ME! PLZ!

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, January 18, 2015, 02:34:27 PM

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Delthion

Hehehe...*Gets the info on the Manhattan Project. Sets it on Mhera.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Mhera

#31
*throws a small, torn, and crumpled sheet of paper in Del's face and presses large green button on side of the DBUD*

                                  ~contents of paper~

DBUD INSTRUCTION MANUAL                                               pg. 81

107.2 When pressed, the large green button on the side of the DBUD activates a forcefield capable of not only withstanding atomic blasts but deflecting them back to their origin, destroying the insolent fool who thought a mere atom bomb could defeat the wielder of the DBUD.
-107.2b When the DBUD is to be fired, make sure the forcefield is off. Otherwise the DBUD's charge will hit the forcefield, which will contain the resulting blast and vaporize the DBUD wielder.

108.1 When making cheeseburgers with the DBUD check the beef val-*paper is torn off here*


Lady Ashenwyte

*Waiting for magic to happen* Heehee.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

*eagerly waits for the DBUD to take effect*


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

*Attacks guests with the DA FORK OF THRUTH AND THE KNIFE OF LIES* Lalalalalala!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jetthebinturong

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 21, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
*Attacks guests with the DA FORK OF THRUTH AND THE KNIFE OF LIES* Lalalalalala!

Was that a Looking For Group reference?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Mhera

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 21, 2015, 11:19:44 AM
*eagerly waits for the DBUD to take effect*
I'm working on it, it's just it's malfunctioning slightly because I didn't check the beef valve last time I made a cheeseburger with it...

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 21, 2015, 04:34:59 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 21, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
*Attacks guests with the DA FORK OF THRUTH AND THE KNIFE OF LIES* Lalalalalala!

Was that a Looking For Group reference?

Yes it was.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

GUEST IS IN THE MODERATOR'S BOARD!!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Delthion on January 22, 2015, 05:27:59 AM
GUEST IS IN THE MODERATOR'S BOARD!!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!

Ach mah wee laddie buck, ah'll deal with this pro'lem in nae tahme at all. Highlanders, charge! *Highlander woodlanders and vermin charge at guests*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

SilentSam

;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Hickory

They've invaded the Character Discussions! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*cowers* take me now, when I won't suffer as much.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

HAWAY THE BRAW! *Charges into the guest ranks with claymore and wreaks havoc*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.