Insult Arena

[Blaggut]

Imported from th old forum. Who is the best at throwing insults, ye Lilly livered cockatrices?! No real insults, offensiveness, or swearing. Just Lilly livered cockatrices.

[Søren]

You sidewindin' bumble beetle! Who in the world are you callin' a cockatrice you ruffled headed, sugar haired, oil slinky?!

[Izeroth]

 You're the only slinky here, you twisted rat snake!

[Wylder Treejumper]

Yer beetle bummed, bamboozled bumbling begger! If'n brains was bread you woulda starved long ago, you knock-kneed nibbling nitwit!

[CaptainRocktree]

Ooo, This is my domain! You are a clay-faced, lousy, chopcheeked, stilt-legged, Buck-tooth, despicable, feckless nuisance; despicable, droopy-pawed, soggy, no-good, nitnosed, smelly, chopcheeked tubbucket; savage, addletongued, filthy, foolish, soggy, crumpetfaced, misbegotten wormgargler, smelly, scummy, cross-eyed, mop-pawed, craventailed menace to society!

Any other soggy, Buck-tooth frauds wish to dare a come-back at me? 

[Lady Amber]

I dare!
You're a moldy, soggy biscuit, a lily-livered scumbag, an ill tempered fleabag, you poor excuse for a deluded ostrich! Your brain is filled with bubbling dumpster juice!

[Blaggut]

Ye Lilly livered daisies born in a bottle 'o' ugly!

[Brinty]

your all a bunch of yeller belied, ugly chickens without brains.

[Blaggut]

Oi, ye've don' it 'ere Brinty!

Ye cads are sqaure 'eaded, worm kissin', bumbling, turtle-faced, dumpster prowlers!

[LT Sandpaw]

Ya'll are a load of useless grungy run of the mill layabouts. Your deepest thoughts represent those of a earthworm and your faces look like the backside of a obese gorilla. Your completely pathetic and cowardly and your presence revolts cockroaches. I could stand here for three years and not describe your utter lack of gut or brain. I've seen sloths that passed you when you have a task to complete and witnessed snails telling you to hurry up. Your twitchy-nosed wobbly-kneed greasy-haired foot smelling mango squishing piles of garbage. Ha that's an insulting to piles of garbage being compared to you! I hear the dumpster you sleep in complains about the stench and diseases refuse to affect you because of your natural slime. That's how you insult someone

[Blaggut]

I-I can't... I can't beat that. The insult skills are 2 powerfulz. Sum1 halp mi

[Hickory]

To quote Sergeant Torquoc:

"Now then yew liy livered, flea-ridden excuses for soldiers! Are you sittin' down there because you're too stupid to move, are are ye 'fraid?"

[LT Sandpaw]

HA! Your like a flea on the wing of a angel. Dead, doomed, done. Your nothing but a ragbag trash-wad wriggling tooth of a long dead frog! I heard you invented stupidity. And when you were abducted by aliens they had to drop you off and pick up someone else because they couldn't seem to find your brain! If there was a nation for brainless toads you'd be the president. And the only reason the government haven't thrown you out yet is because the SWAT teams faint when they come to close and smell you. Oh and by the way you won the grand prize for laziest person on earth and you couldn't be bothered to collect it. Out insult me if you can you horrible excuses for competitors!

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

You skunk-faced, addlebrained no-good excuse for a toad! Your face couldn't even be loved by your own mother! Your microscopic, decaying monkey fart of a brain can't even process the alphabet! If there was a picture in the dictionary for stupidity, it'd be your portrait. Oh yea, and the reason you can't smell how bad you stink is because you decided to stick your earwax up your nose! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAA!

[Hickory]

((you do realizee Sand is an ATS cadet. He never gives up.))

Right then, you lily-livered, wart-faced, pimple-limbed, flea-ridden, rosy-pawed, cowardly excuses for braggards! Onion-bums! You hate goin' to the dance 'cuz no one goes with you! Ye've out-stinked the Marsh Toads! Your face is uglier then King Glabwebs! I heard that your home is worse then the Owlrey! It's no wonder toads gather to worship you and your pounds of toe fungus! ((sorry, I just had to go there