So yeah

[Søren]

@Gonff, thanks. Awesome that you were able to whip that up.
As I said, I'll be posting some of my favorite posts here:

Ouch, *Takes hat off head* Poor sole, we will miss him dearly. In the meantime


FIRST COME'S LOVE!

THEN COME'S MARRIAGE!

THEN COME'S THE BABy IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!

Hi...um...

*looks around*

*reads a book*

*Walks in, blizzard like conditions follow. Stomps snow off of boots, snow soaks Skye's book and ruins it.*

*Banya tries to save Sky's book by holding it above the fire to dry, but the pages catch fire*

*watches in amusement *

*Watches in more amusement than Soren will ever have*

*wildly waving Sky's flaming novel*

*smacks  Banya with a cupcake because reasons*

*Walks up to everyone, holding a box* Anyone want cupcakes?

*runs outside, yelling, and plunges Sky's book into the snow*
*runs in from the cold and apologetically hands Sky her soggy, ashy paperback*
*pulls crumbly bits of cupcake and frosting from hair and glares around the room, looking for Soren*

Thanks Lady Amber, but I've already got one.

^this whole event is hilarious.


Plus this:

You can't resist dumpster juice.

Hers a question that deserves our attention: IS THIS THING REAL?!?!?!!?!

(It is, actually. It's a weasel riding a woodpecker. And it's the real deal according to the Verge.)

Information on ziz iz reztricted until zuch toime az ve feel it necezzary tae dizcloze. Pleaze be patient or gae boil yer 'ead, vhiche'er zeem tae come tae ye firzt. Zank ye.

WAIT, THERE ARE OTHER FORUMS??

@Mhera thanks, your great too.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Loved those posts as well Soren...  

Oh, geez, that sounded like I was talking to a dying person...

[Luftwaffles]

Soren, man I don't know you that well but I really REALLY enjoy your company around here. Can you please rethink this a bit?

[James Gryphon]

@y'all: Don't worry too much about it. He's probably just mad that I sent a thousand PMs to his box the other day. Once I get around to deleting all of them I think he'll cheer up.

[Mhera]

If that's the case I will personally strangle both of you.

[Søren]

As much as you may want to take credit James, you have not driven me from the forums.

[James Gryphon]

As much as you may want to take credit James, you have not driven me from the forums.

Really?

Well, I gave it my best shot.

[Banya]

Soren, I am so sorry that you feel leaving the forum is even a good option.  You have such a vibrant personality and cutting wit, and I've enjoyed your presence here so much.  Soren, I'll miss you!

[The Mask]

Nice to see you go Soren! I'm 78% sure your kidding. It's April's Fools.
If you are leaving, thanks for coming, you made the forums a brighter place.

[Søren]

Nice to see you go Soren! I'm 78% sure your kidding. It's April's Fools.
If you are leaving, thanks for coming, you made the forums a brighter place.

See you later Mask.

[Banya]

I so badly hope this is a prank.  It'll be the best and worst one ever played on me.

Also, that series of posts above in which I light Sky's book on fire and you smack me with a cupcake has always been one of my favourite moments in the forum.

[Russa Nodrey]

What?! Soren, don't leave!

[Jetthebinturong]

Fare thee well, may your journeys bring you peace

[Skyblade]

We're going to miss you so much, though... Please come back if you really decide to leave

[Søren]

@Banya Yeah 4REALZ. And that little thing was hillarious.
@Ruaa Bye 
@Jet See ya
@Sky We'll see what happens.