So yeah

[SilentSam]

Aww... Soren. It's terrible to see you go.

[Søren]

You guys are all so great, and so kind. Which makes what I'm about to say that much harder:

Spoiler

APRIL FOOLS!!!
I know, I know, you hate me now. I'm not leaving.
Oh Soren you idiot, why did you do this?!
                 But it was such a good prank! It worked masterfully!
But your toying with they emotions you stupid pig faced slime heap!!
                  And it worked awesomely!
YOUR SUCH A JERK!
                  I know, but I couldn't help myself!
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ANYONE?!?
                  Well I told Skarzs, ask him.
I MORNED OVER YOU FOR A DAY AND A HALF!
                   Sorry for wasting your time?
MY CAT DIED OF PTSD AFTER HEARING YOU WERE LEAVING! FELINE MURDERER!!!
                    Whoops...
ARGHRGHRGEGAGSHDHEOBDVD
ICHEBDODYWBSOQPVSVSBDO
HEBWPSJDBD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[close]

[Mhera]

So how would you like your death: long and painful, or super-long and painful?

[Søren]

Long and painful please.

[Luftwaffles]

It was a nice joke but... *grabs baseball bat*.

[Søren]

I feel most bad about Sky and Gonff. They all said such nice things...

[Mhera]

A bat is too gentle, Sierra. We need bigger.

(Very well done, by the way, Soren. You had me completely.)

[Skyblade]

Well, we are truly glad you're staying, Soren, and I'm fine. Thanks, though

I won't kill you, haha. Nonetheless, seeing Mhera and Sierra's priceless reactions, I'm afraid you are about to die. More than once, for that matter.

[Mhera]

Dude's gonna die.

[Luftwaffles]

A bat is too gentle, Sierra. We need bigger.

Not in the way I use it...

[The Skarzs]

As I said in PM, I was torn between embracing him and utterly crushing the life out of him. But since everyone else seems to find his death pleasurable, I guess the choice is clear.

[Kitsune]

I would have probably posted something about fate and parting and whatnot except somebody else told me they were leaving too... and I guessed that it was an April Fool's joke correctly.

[The Skarzs]

Who?

[Banya]

This is why April Fools' Day and I do not get along.  I should feel mad, but I'm more relieved.  Have at him, guys.

[Kitsune]

Who?

Who do you think?