My empire.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Saaaaam, should I side with Sandpaw? Or let my people just keep harvesting wood?

[Jetthebinturong]

We ain't afraid of you, your golems have already been rounded up and defeated. Lets see if you can attempt to take on Southern mettle.

*The crowd of Southerners behind Sandpaw cheer*

Don't lie to me. My golems would just disintegrate anyone who tried to touch them and they can't be defeated by anything non-magical sooooooooooooo...

[Gonff the Mousethief]

What happens if my Tolkien Eagles are magical...

[SilentSam]

Stop trying to undermine me you scheming rat! And Sandpaw, you realize my golems are already in your streets right? Should I give them the order to raze the Southern Territory?

I only want to return the English territories to their rightful owner, the other territories don't matter to me, the armies in them are just insurance

Your armies are imaginary.

[Jetthebinturong]

What happens if my Tolkien Eagles are magical...

They're still physical and thus can be disintegrated

Stop trying to undermine me you scheming rat! And Sandpaw, you realize my golems are already in your streets right? Should I give them the order to raze the Southern Territory?

I only want to return the English territories to their rightful owner, the other territories don't matter to me, the armies in them are just insurance

Your armies are imaginary.

OOC: Sam, fun factor, you're destroying it. Like, with bombs. NUCLEAR bombs

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Sends gold shipment to Sandpaw* *Smelts metal* Jett, will 1,000 silver bars be enough to get your golems to leave my territory? *Builds a huge bank. Builds EVEN better housing. Builds MORE housing.* We have a slight food shortage, I'll pay 100 gold pieces for every 100 kilos of food.

[CaptainRocktree]

This is my message to Jett. Try if you wish. Die if you will.

And Sam. Ealand-Hampshire has no need to be merged. I rule my land orderly. I protect the weak. I care for those who have nothing. And my army is the biggest and well trained. We are here to serve.

For King and Country!

[Jetthebinturong]

*Sends gold shipment to Sandpaw* *Smelts metal* Jett, will 1,000 silver bars be enough to get your golems to leave my territory? *Builds a huge bank. Builds EVEN better housing. Builds MORE housing.* We have a slight food shortage, I'll pay 100 gold pieces for every 100 kilos of food.

That depends on whether or not you help the tyrants of the English territories

DON'T LIE TO ME ROCKTREE! NO ENGLISH PERSON WOULD SUFFER BEING RULED BY AMERICANS!!! (Which I'm just presuming you are since most people are)

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Can't we all just dive bomb Jet's army or something. I mean, they are just magic, and there has to be some way to stop them. Oh, and are the Northlands near Scotland?

[Jetthebinturong]

As I said, they can only be defeated by magical means also there's sixty-two thousand five-hundred of them per territory

[SilentSam]

This is my message to Jett. Try if you wish. Die if you will.

And Sam. Ealand-Hampshire has no need to be merged. I rule my land orderly. I protect the weak. I care for those who have nothing. And my army is the biggest and well trained. We are here to serve.

For King and Country!

I've already merged the two territories to be merged.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Throws the golems out of my lands using magical water dragons* Ha, your tyranny shall be the end of you!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Turns Tolkien Eagles into magical substances*
Hope this will help some.

[CaptainRocktree]

King Sam, I am in no way pleading to not be merged. This is just a statement to Jett.

[Izeroth]

 Why would anyone possibly want to take the Southern territory?