Overlord's Orders XV

[Skyblade]

OOC:

Now, I will confess that I added some modifications. However, I in no way intended for them to be demented,

I had known nothing about this whole thing, but everyone thought I had done it because I had ordered the guy to fix my station cart in the first place. So it was blamed on me.

I think this shows that I didn't have to do with the demented modifications. If there is disagreement, though, I'll do my best to find my way around it anyway. So no worries!

IC: "Sir, I need to clarify a few more things.

Firstly, Sage never sad what type of virus it was that Plugg and I installed in the Best Buy mainframe. It turns out that this was actually a rare, very good type of virus that would improve the speed of Best Buy's technology in a good and non-illegal way. We told Sage this, but he still got rid of the virus, hindering the working of Best Buy. As for the Phalanx virus, we never knew it was bad. James and a few other servants had insisted that installing the Phalanx virus would be good and moral. So we did exactly as they told us, and yeah. Sage did do good in getting rid of that virus, although eh got rid of the other good virus we had put up.

May I add that the Best Buy being on fire was because of the servants playing video games? It wasn't because of what Plugg and I did. As for the flaming hats, Plugg and I made it very clear to everyone that they were to be worn for only five minutes for each person. However, some people said, "We don't care what you say" and wore it for more than five minutes. That's how they were lit on fire. We warned them, but in the end it was their decision to not listen. I feel a bit bad for them, but Plugg and I did our best, sir.

Oh, and another thing. I took the iPad without waiting to make a transaction because we really had to get out quickly and save our lives. Also, there is an online, legal method to make transactions. I could make the transaction later and it would be fine and acceptable. So I did nothing wrong there."

Sky bowed respectfully once more.

[Mhera]

OOC:

Now, at first I thought everything was going to be fine. But the cart was acting very weird. I kept asking, “What’s going on?” Finally, Mhera and Sage fessed up and said they had asked for the expert working on my car for demented modifications while I was in the restroom. All of them did so knowingly, you see. Sage held him down while Mhera held a gun to his head and said, “We need these horrible modifications made.” I had known nothing about this whole thing, but everyone thought I had done it because I had ordered the guy to fix my station cart in the first place. So it was blamed on me.

Sky's claims that she knows nothing must be regarding the method we used to get the mechanic to comply, as she had given us no instructions about how to threaten him.

I hope that makes sense. I'll try and smooth it out a little bit more here, but if there's still a problem I can edit.

Also, please don't take any of this personally.

BIC: Sir, I neglected to mention (please forgive me!) that Sky knew nothing about the demented and horrible modifications that Sage and I ordered. You see, she had originally asked for überevil modifications. Knowing a little about cars, I understood that überevil modifications are far more dangerous than demented and horrible modifications. So I managed to convince Sage that they were actually just as bad and so he agreed to ask for those, as they are also easier to say than what Sky had originally wanted. When Sky said that she thought everything was going to be fine it must have been because she thought the überevil modifications were about to take effect. I can only imagine her surprise when she realized that we had gotten less dangerous modifications, so it's no wonder she thought the cart was acting weird! That was when she began demanding what had happened and I framed myself just as she had commanded me to earlier. Thankfully she did not seem overly mad about my and Sage's noncompliance, probably because the mission was still compromised despite my actions.

[Hickory]

Sire, please take pity on me, I had no idea about the virus. As a matter of fact, Plugg purposely stopped the information about the true purposes f the program from reaching me so I would still delet the virus.

[Jukka the Sling]

Overlord, it is true that I was dipping my hands in mustard while in the station wagon. What can I say? I enjoy eating plain mustard.

And yes, it is true that Izzy and I were playing video games in Best Buy. After a while I noticed a bit of smoke coming from the console and suggested to Izzy that we should stop playing and go and find the others, but he just yelled, "No! I'm at the boss level!" Just then the game console burst into flames, and I ran. I don't know what Izzy did.

When I got to the front of the store, someone shoved a flaming hat on my head. I immediately threw it off, but it landed on a decorative plant and caught it on fire. Not bothering to grab it, I ran from the store with the others.

As for kissing Matt Damon, well, he's actually my husband. (He recently divorced his previous wife without any media sources knowing.) Not many know this, though. I have this cutesy song I sing to him sometimes: "Three kisses will make you happy in a good way, three kisses will make him happy in a happy way!" I hadn't seen him in a week, so I ran into his room and kissed him three times and sang the song. Unfortunately, Mhera ran in too, overheard me, and started singing it too. Then Skye also came in. I tried to get them out so they wouldn't wake him up, but finally gave up.

EDIT: Changed which order Mhera and Skye came in the room in.

[SilentSam]

Overlord, I will say that the others did not say the whole story correctly. The reason that I knocked out the iPad case into the gutter was that I was running around with plugg on my tail, pouring gasoline on my head, making me keep the hat on, or else he would pour gasoline on my face. Then, he pushed me, and I accidentally knocked the iPad case into the gutter. As for me eating the nachos, plugg, as if putting gasoline on my head wasn't enough, chocked me, and forced me to eat some nachos, which, Plugg poisoned a few, and made me eat those exact ones. As you can see, Overlord, it was not my fault, but it was Plugg's.

[Izeroth]

Overlord Søren, I'm afraid that Gryphon heavily misinterpreted my actions. I was extremely tired, you see, because Jukka and Sam had been mocking and insulting me the entire trip. Therefore, in my weakened state, I decided to do something equally annoying to get everyone to stop talking to me. I am terribly sorry for the result, and I assure you that it will never happen again.

[Jukka the Sling]

Sir, I was only mocking Izzy because I wanted to test some new insults I'd read somewhere and thus improve my vocabulary. I didn't think he'd take it seriously. I cannot speak for Sam's reasons for mocking him, though.

[Skyblade]

OOC: I like Plugg! I'm trying to defend him.

IC: Sky stepped forward again and bowed. "Sir Soren.

As for threatening to kill Mhera's parents, I didn't mean literally killing them. You see, Mhera didn't let me finish the sentence. I was going to say, "I will kill your parents' reputation" but she cut me off before I said the last word. You see, it turns out that Mhera's parents are actually true thieves. They actually deserve to have their reputation ruined, because it would be to nobody's benefit to trust them. I know it's not Mhera's fault that her parents are like this, but this is my reasoning for my threat.

And there's something about this uberevil modification You see, sir, my station cart had contracted a harmful virus that would do something evil thanks to James and a few other servants. I had nothing to do this virus or the process of adding it, but soon found out about what had happened. I asked Mhera and Sage to install this because it was the only thing that can kill the virus. Also, the modifications go away after an hour, so it would be gone before our mission. I told Mhera all this, but she still changed the modifications to a different one that is permanent. This ruined our trip (and my station cart. Which I'm not very happy about, by the way).

I only meant to do something beneficial, and it seems Mhera didn't mean to do anything bad either. I heard something about a few other servants confusing her about my instructions, but don't know who was involved or how it went down. I had nothing to do with the confusion. I do know that whoever was involved wasn't Plugg. Because Plugg is Plugg.

And I said those things to Mhera because...well, to be honest, I was at first irked by her. She had changed the modifications, when it would have been fine if we had gone with the ubervil modifications that were programmed to disappear soon after anyway. That was before I found out that a few servants deliberately confused her.

And I needed Mhera and Sage to do it for me because I actually have a rare disease that means that I can be seriously injured, if not killed, if I got close to the uberevil modification. I am the only one in the group with said disease.

Also, when Jukka was trying to get us out of Matt Damon's room, she and Mhera were were still singing that song. I had no idea that this was a silly song Jukka had made up and truly thought they were being serious, as she and Mhera didn't tell me it was just a song. So I did as the song requested and kissed him really quickly, though I didn't really want to or enjoyed."

[Mhera]

Sir, I cut Sky off because I had to call my parents immediately and warn them of Sky's threat. That was when my parents confessed to me that they were true thieves, which I had never known before (though now that I think about it that explains how they were able to buy a house that was a copy of Matt Damon's). It turns out that Sky had been their getaway car driver until she split from their gang for unknown reasons, taking their station wagon with her, which my parents had bought when they were still law abiding citizens. While Sky says I ruined her station wagon, it is only hers because she stole it. My parents to this day don't know why she left their gang, but they assumed it was because of an incident where they double-crossed her. Since Sky's disappearance they have lived in fear of her vengeance, which unfortunately fueled my misconception that Sky was threatening their lives. It's worth noting that while Sky says that their reputation should be ruined, she has yet to do so, possibly because it serves her better to blackmail me than bring justice to them and keep innocent citizens from getting robbed.

Now after learning about my colleague's dark past and believing that she wanted to kill my parents, how could I believe her when she explained the überevil modifications to me? I took my concerns to Izeroth and LT, who proceeded to confuse me as Sky said.

Oh, and Plugg was awesome when he wasn't busy lighting hats on fire, eating Matt's nachos, etc. He made us all nonpoisoned, nontoxic sandwiches while we were in jail.

[SilentSam]

Overlord, I was not mocking Izeroth, but rapping, I am taking a class in rapping, and what Izeroth failed to say was that I asked him if I could practice on him, and he accepted, but soon he "forgot", and was overly sensitive.

[Skyblade]

OOC: I'm going to be candid, Mhera, I'm getting tired of going back and forth like this I think that's enough after this post of mine, which isn't meant to accuse you but rather more to defend myself.

IC: Sky shook her head, her eyes sad. "Sir, you must understand me. I would never do anything evil on purpose. Please allow me to explain.

At that time I never knew Mhera's parents were thieves. They lied to me, saying that they were like Robin Hood and "stole from the rich and gave to the poor". You know, like that Disney song. I was eager to help a good cause and never questioned them because they are the parents of Mhera, a good person and friend. When I found out their true motives, I decided to escape immediately. The only way to do so was to take their station cart. For some reason, the one exit of their secret hideout only allowed you to leave if you rode a station cart through it. I guess for security purposes. So I took the cart and left at once, not wanting to help such a terrible cause.

The reason I never turned in her parents is that the national and true government already knew. They're working on tracking them down, and I am helping them. They haven't revealed it to the public in order to keep fear from sprouting in our country's soil. I threatened to ruin the reputation of Mhera's parents because the government has finally given me permission to disclose information regarding their motives and crimes. I will do so promptly, but had to threaten Mhera in order to have her do me simple favor. Besides, I was going to turn in these true criminals anyway.

I know Mhera isn't responsible for the actions of her parents. She in fact was not aware of what they did. So please don't blame her for this, but please keep in mind my intentions. I try to do what is right. I am sorry for allowing her parents to trick me and have learned my lesson. You can trust me."

Sky bowed once more, a sign of respect in Korean culture.

[Søren]

Soren grew tired of the endless excuses. "SILENCE!"
"PluggFiretail, you have chosen not to reply to these accusations. I have little choice but to believe them."
Plugg was instantly transported from the platform and disappeared. "Perhaps you would like to see the punishment of what his actions bring."
A image appeared, showing Plugg as he appeared in a giant cotton candy machine, where he was thrown in. A few seconds later, he appeared, served on a stick, wrapped in cotton candy. A  huge 5 year old with sticky fingers grabbed him, gobbling him up. Then he reappeared, dispensed I to the machine again. Another huge 5 year old grabbed him and ate him.
"This is true punishment." Said Soren to himself.

"I have a new task for you." He said to his terrified servants. "You will all be featured on a popular game show, for my enjoyment. All you have to do is play the game, and you will have succeeded. The game is called Name that Invertebrate! and all you have to do is guess what animal they're talking about. Then win the money, and I'll consider letting you keep it."

Three days later...
"You know, I'm getting pretty tired of hearing these reports come in. So, if I understand this correctly, you not only lost the game in the first round, but also managed to get the stage eaten by sharks, somehow. The host, that sweet old man, was found tied to a chair dressed in a pink bunny suit! Also, I hear that you James were sitting in a corner, crying for half an hour! Sky, you were flying around the set using video cables! Mhera, you of all people should know not to drink 70 GALLONS OF FREE PUCNH! Izeroth, what is this about you making a "secret pillow fort" under the stage?! Sam, why would you take it upon yourself to attack the viewers in the stands?! Jukka, I hear you even brought food, FLAMING BUCKETS OF MUSTARD!
And Sage, why were you rapping through the loud overhead speakers?! And finally Sand, what is this I hear about you running out of the filming studio screaming "Space centipedes in my hair"?!
SPEAK!"

[Hickory]

Everything was going fine, intil the last question of the first round. Izeroth suddenly cried out, "42! the answer's 42!" When the question was "what is the average size of a blue-footed booby". After that, it all went downhill.

Mhera intentionallly brought Ralphie's aunt in, who promptly dressed the host in the bunny suit. Jukka was heard to say "you looked like a deranged bbunny" to the host, before tying him up.

Why was I rapping? Because there was a question that was "Can you rap like Skrillix?" so I had no choice. My full apologies, Lord.

[Jukka the Sling]

Overlord, I brought buckets of mustard because one of the requirements for joining the show was to bring an unexpected object. They weren't flaming to begin with; for some reason Sam threw some gasoline and lit matches in them after I arrived. Don't ask me why.

I was doing completely fine on the game show until Ralphie's aunt (don't ask me who Ralphie is; I don't know), who is mentally unstable, attacked the innocent host and dressed him in a pink bunny suit complete with bloody jaws. Now, I have a bad history with pink bunnies, as when I was only six I was attacked by a pink bunny serial killer who looked almost exactly like the bunny suit. So, I had a panic attack, yelled, "You look like a deranged bunny!", and bravely tied him to a chair.

Also, just before this, Mhera had been gorging herself on free fruit punch. I warned her that she shouldn't do that if she didn't want to be running to the bathroom all day, but she just smiled and said, "I love fruit punch and I must drink it because Beatles!"

Izeroth had stolen a bunch of pillows off a sofa that was part of the stage décor and said he was going to make a pillow fort. Then he left, and I don't know where he went.

[LT Sandpaw]

"S-sir I h-have a-an explanation." Said one of his servants who was still trembling. "When we got on the transport I had been nervously studying invertebrates with Sky who was very knowledgeable about those things. I hardly knew what they were so she offered to help me learn. Well the others were having a raging party on the transport and mostly ignored us.

Well when the game show started I of course got eliminated very quickly along with James who promptly began crying in the corner because he ruined his chance to do great things on TV. I sat with him trying to comfort him saying I had got out first and there was nothing to cry about.

Well towards the shows ending things started going crazy, I had almost gotten James to stop crying and I'm not usually very good at being kind when things just went haywire.

The contestants started doing crazy things and I was Izeroth run off cackling madly stealing pillows. I saw Mhera down massive amounts of punch. and the others do all sorts of random craziness. Well I left James crying in the corner and found Sky who was swinging around on cables. She said she was so happy that she won that she had to let her energy out somehow.

So I left her and ran over to Sam who was trying to kill people when he jumped on me. He was trying to rip my throat out with his teeth and would have if Sky hadn't knocked him off swinging around like she was.

Well then Mhera who was drunk from the amount of punch she drank threw a nest of centipedes from Mars on my head. She had found them backstage. I ran about like a chicken with my head cut off yelling that there was space centipedes in my hair.

Well I managed to get them off and hid with Sky in Izeroth's pillow fort while the others did all sorts of crazy randomness. We heard screams and yells and something about the FBI. Well we remained hidden and no one found us until we decided it was safe to come out.

We found all our companions asleep on the stage among what was left of the set. So we picked them up and carried them to the transport. Me Izeroth and Sky don't no what went down after we hid in the pillow fort but It can't be good."