That ___ moment when...

[Jetthebinturong]

I'm sure that's a reference, I just don't understand it.

That irritating moment when you're waiting for someone to post and "who's online" says they're posting and then they log out.

[Eulaliaaa!]

That "oops" moment when you realize you just ate half the carton of ice cream, and your mom's always complaining about how thin you are and how much junk food you eat, so you just slowly put it back in the freezer like, "What? Me? Ice cream? Nah, I don't eat that stuff!"  

That funny moment when there's a fly on your bed, so you take your machete and happily rid yourself of it.

[Søren]

@Machete
•_•

That horrific moment when you realize there's a tiny scratch in your phone's screen, just deep enough for it to look like a paper thin rainbow.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

  That awkward moment when you become the French son of two people who are younger than you.

What is a French son?

[Jetthebinturong]

A son that is French, presumably.

[Mhera]

That shocking moment when you're trying to swipe your phone open while listening to music, and your thumb lands on the volume control bar.

[Rainshadow]

I'm sure that's a reference, I just don't understand it.

  Ahahaha... it's not a reference.  Weird things happen in drama camp. 

  That awkward moment when you become the French son of two people who are younger than you.

What is a French son?

A son that is French, presumably.

  Correctamundo!  Story time:  So, my friends in drama camp are a family of sorts.  One of my friends is the dad, another is the mom, and they have several children (one of which is imaginary; me and the "dad" friend made it up when we were trying to remember the name of Steve Carlsberg (yes, I forgot his name)).  The last day of camp comes around and my friends are taking a family picture.  I asked if I could join the picture as the awkward dude who randomly showed up to the family picture, and the "dad" friend went:  "Yeah, you can be in the picture!  You're now our son."  As he said this, his "daughter" held a finger up to her lip like a mustache to emphasize me being a dude, but it just made me think of the stereotypical French pencil 'stache thing, so I held up my finger like the "daughter" and went:  "Ah, yes, I am ze French son!  Hon hon hon!  Baguette!"  (Don't ask about the baguette; it's a long story involving a conversation between me and my "dad".)  And then I was the French son.  The French son of two people who are younger than me.  (Although, both are taller than me, so I guess they have that going for them.)

  That awkward moment when you tell a really weird, kinda long story in a thread having nothing to do with telling stories.

[The Skarzs]

Whoa this is old.
That "yay!" moment when you see a squirrel desperately trying to cross the road while you're driving and you're rooting for it as you watch it jump back from an oncoming car, then cheer inwardly as you see it sprint across and into the ditch with one final tremendous bound.

[Delthion]

That "curious" moment when you realize how much time you spend with your dog after seeing that every time you see a rabbit, squirrel or the like you think; "Kill".

[Jukka the Sling]

That painful moment when you're eating hot pizza and you burn the front roof of your mouth and end up with shredded, dangly tissue for the next three days.

[Søren]

That painful moment when you're eating hot pizza and you burn the front roof of your mouth and end up with shredded, dangly tissue for the next three days.

As my mother never ceases to note, a woman got third degree burns and had to have surgery that way.

[Jukka the Sling]

O.O  I did not know that.

[Maudie]

That embarrassing moment when your brother has been away from home with no means of contact besides email for over two months and you've sent him like, two emails in that time.

[The Skarzs]

Meh.

That painful moment when you're eating hot pizza and you burn the front roof of your mouth and end up with shredded, dangly tissue for the next three days.

As my mother never ceases to note, a woman got third degree burns and had to have surgery that way.

o_O

[Maudie]

That painful moment when you're eating hot pizza and you burn the front roof of your mouth and end up with shredded, dangly tissue for the next three days.

As my mother never ceases to note, a woman got third degree burns and had to have surgery that way.

This is true I was the surgery.