The Sørenian Star Empire

[Søren]

Welcome to my Empire, the SSE. Don't be alarmed by the armed guards, they won't hurt you unless you hurt me.

[SilentSam]

Of course. *shoots ant*

[Hickory]

Heil Søren!

[Søren]

The SSE is giving away free zucchini bread to anyone in attendance to tonight's annual galactic ball. Anyone not in attendance runs the risk of being shot down by the Dre'dex class Warbirds orbiting this planet. Have fun!

[SilentSam]

*shoots every ant* I... Hate... ants....

[Banya]

I'll be in attendance.  Is it a formal?

[Rainshadow]

  A ball?  Oh, boy, I do quite love balls!  But what ever shall I wear?  I must go to my fairy godmother!  I'll be back in a bit, hopefully in the proper attire for such a formal event.

[Søren]

The Ball is formal, per se. Attire should be that way, but there are now tedious greetings and rituals to bestow.

[Luftwaffles]

Can I be one of the armed guards? I have some experience with that

[Hickory]

Oh, can I be the stunt double of Soren? That way I can do dangerous things.

[Russa Nodrey]

  A ball?  Oh, boy, I do quite love balls!  But what ever shall I wear?  I must go to my fairy godmother!  I'll be back in a bit, hopefully in the proper attire for such a formal event.

Um, yeah, me too.

[Luftwaffles]

Oh, can I be the stunt double of Soren? That way I can do dangerous things.

You can also mess with the armed guards, that would give you your doze of danger !

[Jetthebinturong]

*Aura forms a dark green suit (with coattails and a bowtie), conjures jade-topped cane* Excellent, I do love a good ball, brings back memories of when I visited that alternate version of Ireland and attended the Requiem Ball. I do believe that was one of the many times I have died but I did have such fun

[Søren]

You will have to ask Armus about that.
What credentials do you have?

Oh, can I be the stunt double of Soren? That way I can do dangerous things.

Yes, come to the back room.
*goes to back room with Sage*
*comes out alone.* He is being processed for Official SSE Service.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Enters formally giving a slight bow to the Emperor*

Greetings, I am Ambassador Sandpaw here on the behalf of GEM (Galactic Elestraian Monarchy) Sent by the King himself to negotiate relations between our two great nations. I would be most pleased to attend your royal ball sire.