Skarloe's Baby(S)

[Faiyloe]

Faiy and Skarzs, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S, well, you know what happens next. *Flees to Valinor again*

Yes we all know what happens next, I bash your scull in!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Faiy and Skarzs, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S, well, you know what happens next. *Flees to Valinor again*

Yes we all know what happens next, I bash your scull in!

KINSLAYING ALERT.

[Jukka the Sling]

Faiy's not your kin! (Or is she...)

[Faiyloe]

Eew, no! *Hits Ash on the head with the frying pan*

[The Skarzs]

(I think he meant Kingslaying, but he still deserves that whack.)

[Hickory]

*puts ash into box* *hands mallet's to faiy and skarz

[The Skarzs]

That is hilarious.

[Faiyloe]

perfect! *Puts Sage in the box with Ash*  *Smashes hammer over Ash and Sages heads every time they pop up* 

[Hickory]

*apparates outside of box and whacks Faiy over hte head with a uranium mallet*

[Faiyloe]

*Blocks mallet with Frying pan and hits Sage in the face* Going about hitting girls is a bad habit 

[Hickory]

No offense, but you're a tomboy. *Apparates away*

[Faiyloe]

... now that is a new one... I don't think anyone has ever called me that before.

[The Skarzs]

"No offense"?

[Faiyloe]

Not that I mind exactly... Just never been called that before. *Shrugs*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Eew, no! *Hits Ash on the head with the frying pan*

MEMBERS SLAYING OTHER MEMBERS IS WHAT I MEANT!