Where We All Talk Like Stereotypical Textspeaking Fangirls

[Keva Strongbow]

Lol Totes! Not really sure what this topic is for

[Verdauga]

Me neether but imma post heer anywae.


ugh. That's it. I'm out. Bye

[Sebias of Redwall]

Interesting... *I'm like, totes racking my brain right now, cuz I like, can't seem to talk like a Stereotypical Textspeaking Fangirls no matter how hard I try. Lol.*

[Keva Strongbow]

U seem to b doing just fine from what I can tell

[Kolman]

ok well you guys are lost, bye.

[Russa Nodrey]

lolzers *Waves*

[Kolman]

*waves back, teleports back to the desert*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gives Kolman sun screen and a bottle of water*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Yeets Kolman a selfie stick and a can of La Croix sparkling water*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lolzers.

[Kolman]

Thanks it is extremely hot over here. and there are no clouds or trees.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Do you ride in a jeep or armored truck of some kind? Walking in a desert (Or even BEING in a desert really) doesn't sound fun at all to me. 

[Kolman]

well we used to but recently the enemy has been attacking our ground based movements with vbeds (vehicle borne explosive device) which they pretty much just drive up to us and blow up. so now we fly as much as possible and I work on a base so I don't have to walk long distances to do my job.

[Verdauga]

*Sidles up to Kolman*
S'up? Ummm... How are you talking to Sebias from the desert? Are you learning the time-honoring technique of voice throwing??

[Kolman]

Is there any other way?
magic is wonderful isn't it?