Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*surreptitiously sets fire to the maths book*

[lass of something much]

*claps paws haply* Yay! bad book go Boom!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*rubs ears, interrupted from studying by the loud boom in my thoughts* Did you have to do that, Lass? I'm trying to learn here.

[lass of something much]

*stops claping and looks at Teer* Bad Books Go Boom!!

[Verdauga]

Oh dear Ebantu. Your math book suffered a fatal error. No matter. Luckily, I have another!

*Hands Ebantu a mathematics book made of steel plates.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins drooling.*

[Verdauga]

*Looks over to Kade.*

Poor child must find this difficult. It is best to sleep on it, if you feel uncomfortable.

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins absorbing the knowledge from the math book via osmosis.*

[Booklover]

Alright kids! And Darling It's time to study mathematics! Your books are on your desks, but if you really need the correct answers, I'm sure Booklover will be happy to help you out. Let's! Get! Studying!

*Begins studying textbook.*

You realise I am only year 9 (grade 8 in America?). There are things I haven't been taught, and there might be people on this forum better than me.

[Verdauga]

*Smiles broadly and not at all psychotically* Of course I understand, child. Yet you seem so interested in mathematics, I think you'd be a reliable help for those who need it; and ask, of course.

[Booklover]

You call me child and I'm only a few years younger than you, even if I am technically a child and you're technically an adult.

[Verdauga]

*Coughs.* Eherm, yes, well, such is convention, child.

[lass of something much]

*shoots a grenade into the playground*

[Verdauga]

My child, no! don't shoot grenades into the playground!

*Points Lass toward the other window.*

The PE track is a much easier target. See, no bushes to shoot through.

[lass of something much]

oh...I didn't even know we had one...*shoots another grenade*