Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Rainshadow]

  I'M GOING TO AVAIL MYSELF OF THE FACILITIES, TEACHER.  *Bursts out of the classroom*  *Sprints down the hall to the nearest bathroom*

[Rusvul]

   You hating on books, Sierra? You better not be hating on books. You know what's contained in books? All the rules to D&D. No books, no D&D. No D&D means mega-lame.

[Luftwaffles]

  You hating on books, Sierra? You better not be hating on books. You know what's contained in books? All the rules to D&D. No books, no D&D. No D&D means mega-lame.

Fair enough (although, I was mostly referring to all the picless text books they forced down our throats... those were the days).

[Rusvul]

   The pathfinder corebook has plenty of pictures, thank you very much. So do 3.5 core books, to a lesser extent.

[Luftwaffles]

   The pathfinder corebook has plenty of pictures, thank you very much. So do 3.5 core books, to a lesser extent.

You know I'm talking about regular school books, right?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Walks in with a cheri katana* Any homunculi here? *Chops up the Teacher's desk*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Shoots Ash with a bolt of green lightning*

[Delthion]

*Escorts Ash to the door. Throws him out. Returns to seat.*

[The Skarzs]

*Pushes wide-rimmed bridge-nose glasses further up nose with a pencil.* Actually, you sword there wouldn't be able to chop up a desk like that, neither would an axe; too much surface area and most desks are made of particle board, so trying to shop through it would only result in a damaged blade. Also, the katana is specially shaped to be a good slicer, not a chopper; there's far too much friction with particle board and its thick spine for it to be useful at all. Instead of using a katana to try to chop up a desk like that, a much better tool would be a skill saw, which would be able to cut the entire desk up into about two foot by two foot pieces in about 31.682 seconds.

[Skyblade]

*Is reading some classic literature*

[Søren]

*has been doodling for hours*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Is still listening to MCR*

[Mhera]

*is truant*

[Skyblade]

*Looks up the word "truant"* Really, Mhera?

[Mhera]

If I were present I would answer you.