Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Emo Skarzs looks up from under his hair.* This place will suck out your soul and leave you with nothing but the emptiness of bad grades.

How did you grow hair?

[The Skarzs]

*Emo Skarzs.* What does it matter? Hair is just dead cells and since all my cells will die eventually there's no reason to explain.

[Maudie]

@The Skarzs Then your outsides will match your insides.

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Delthion]

* Delthion approaches the school with artillery and opens fire.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Looks at Del playing violently with toy soldiers and cannons*

Aww, kids are so cuuute!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Awkwardly walks towards Russa*

So... um.. Can I like maybe join this class?

But of course! You can take a seat next to Skarzs! *Points*

*Looks at Del playing violently with toy soldiers and cannons*

Aww, kids are so cuuute!

They certainly are!

Now, class, can anyone tell me the answer to this problem? Timmy has two pies. If he gives one pie to Olga and Olga trades half of that pie to Habakkuk for a mustard colored turtleneck sweater, how many pies does Timmy have?

[Rosie Willowwater]

None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!

But of course! You can take a seat next to Skarzs! *Points*

*Runs over and plops into the seat*

Hey there! I'm Rosie, what's your name? *Sticks hand out for a handshake*

[The Skarzs]

*Emo Skarzs.* I'm Skarzs. I don't do handshakes.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Everyone loves handshakes! *Grabs Emo Skarzs' hand and shakes it*

[Russa Nodrey]

None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!

Very good, Rosie! Have a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie! *Holds out plate*

[Delthion]

The answer to that question, teacher. Is none, I ate Olga, Habakkuk, Timmy, and all of their pies.

[Rosie Willowwater]

None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!

Very good, Rosie! Have a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie! *Holds out plate*

YEY! COOOOOOOOKKKKIEEESSSS *Devours the whole plate*

[Russa Nodrey]

You certainly have an appetite! Care for a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie?

[Wylder Treejumper]

That would literally just be a spinach leaf with sugar on it.