Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*stumbles into the bus* I can drive!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Looks around for seatbelt* Oh yeah that right, there is none

[shisteer of nothing much]

Did the plane hit some turbulence, One-Eye? In the state you're in, would it be safe to drive? Besides, Jarky might not like being replaced. Hares always make the best drivers and I think she'd be a bit offended if we substituted her for a mere cat.

There are seatbelts, Keva. We decided that a bus able to carry 7 tons of junk food should be fancy enough to have seatbelts.

[Verdauga]

We decided that a bus able to carry 7 tons of junk food should be fancy enough to have seatbelts.

Wasn't it only three tonnes?

*stumbles into the bus* I can drive!

Ouch. That musta hurt. (Sorry, couldn't resist.  )

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Teer, stop cat-hating. Verdie, the plane blew up. That tends to make me sober up.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm not cat hating, I'm just being considerate of Jarky's feelings. Cat's eat hares so they're not usually held in very high regard. (By the hares)

Verdie, the amount of junk food changed numerous times but I'm pretty sure the most it was carrying (that was mentioned. Jarky stopped in the supermarket and I don't think she mentioned how much food she got) was 7 ton. Either way, it was a lot of junk food.

[Verdauga]

@Skully, I didn't know what happened to the plane. I just know that stumbling into a bus hurts.

And Shisteer, you're right, but even magic school buses have their limits.
*Eats carrot.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

True. It might be a good idea to get rid of some food before we leave for New Zealand. We'll either be flying or sailing so it might be good to lighten the load. (We still have seat belts though)

Can I have a carrot?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vhich path are ve takin' tae Nev Zealand? Ve could alvayz follov ze Butterfliez tae get zere!

[Verdauga]

*Hands Shisteer a bunch of carrots.*
We were-- well, I was-- thinking about following return flights. Set routes, nice airport runways, near population centers, I think it might be a good idea.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Vhich path are ve takin' tae Nev Zealand? Ve could alvayz follov ze Butterfliez tae get zere!

*Hoiho eat all of the butterflies*

*Hands Shisteer a bunch of carrots.*
We were-- well, I was-- thinking about following return flights. Set routes, nice airport runways, near population centers, I think it might be a good idea.

Sounds good to me. *munches carrot* These are delicious. Thanks!

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Cruisin' on down main street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!

Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars

On the magic school bus
Navigate a nostril
Climb on the magic school bus
Spank a plankton, too
On our magic school bus
Raft a river of lava
On the magic school bus
Such a fine thing to do!

So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie

On the magic school bus
Step step step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on the magic school bus!

[shisteer of nothing much]

The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Round and round! Round and roun-

*suddenly stops and grabs Hoiho as they're about to fling themselves out the window* Okay, I get the point. That song is torture.

[Russa Nodrey]

Alright, kids, buckle up! We're going to New Zealand! We shall see all the sights and do all the things!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

What about the bahamas?