Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Kreg]

*Is asleep on the top of the bus*

[Verdauga]

Booklover! come back! you've taken just about all of the school staff!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Watch your head. *Teer doesn't even have to bend head as she enters the Hobbit hole*
Don't worry about Verdauga, Miss @Russa Nodrey, he'll be fine. Besides, we'll be finished soon anyway.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Jerks awake* Wait, where are we?! Have I been sleeping?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*calls back* We're at Hobbiton. Can you check Verdauga's bonds before you leave the bus? He might have worked them loose.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Sure thing! *Twists around in seat and puts more chains around Verduaga* Wait, do you think it would be alright to throw him out the window Teer?

[shisteer of nothing much]

I suppose so. Miss Russa hasn't said any rules forbidding throwing fellow students out the window.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Daeznae loike virtual zingz, und zae ztayz on ze buz viz Cheese eatin' Jelly Babiez*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Cheese eating Jelly Babies sound rather ferocious.

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins prancing about in excitement at being in Hobbiton before properly braining himself on the top of the door frame as he tries to enter the hobbit hole.  He then, of course, immediately collapses.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*comes back outside and dumps bucket of water on Kade's head to revive him* I did warn you.

[Booklover]

Given Hobbiton is also Teletubby land, should we be making teletubby pancakes (or was it toast?)?

[Verdauga]

Sure thing! *Twists around in seat and puts more chains around Verduaga* Wait, do you think it would be alright to throw him out the window Teer?

Spoiler

*Gets tired of this and magics his out of the bonds*

[close]

[Kade Rivok]

*splutters on the ground as water is poured on him, then spots Verdauga's antics*

Verdauga is using magic!  He's a wizard!   Ooo, ooo, ooo, can you do that thing Gandalf did with the Balrog?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*also watches Verdauga* Tsk, tsk. *sets Verdauga on fire*

Given Hobbiton is also Teletubby land, should we be making teletubby pancakes (or was it toast?)?

I'm pretty sure Hobbiton and Teletubby land are two very different things. For starters, Hobbiton is kiwi and Teletubbies are British. Then for the main we have the fact that Teletubbies have televisions in their stomachs, where as Hobbits didn't even have TV at all. The for dessert, we have the Teletubby animation, cartoon style stuff and the Hobbit awesome photography in real places with real actors and absolutely no animation.
(But yeah, let's have pancakes and toast)