Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I am allergic to led, paint-fumes, turpentine, and rabbit hair.

[Russa Nodrey]

...I'll add those to the list.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

We won't see any rabbits, will we?

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm allergic to work, so.

[Russa Nodrey]

We won't see any rabbits, will we?

*Blindfolds Sheev* Of course not.

I'm allergic to work, so.

*Adds it to the list* O.o

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Teacher, how old are you?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Hopes that work won't be needed to bake whatever it is that we're baking*

[Russa Nodrey]

Teacher, how old are you?

Uh...that's classified.

*Hopes that work won't be needed to bake whatever it is that we're baking*

You can provide moral support.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm... Sounds good! *Begins giving moral support* I'm sure you guys will do great! In fact, I bet the stove won;t explode or anything like that. And I'm sure that nothing will be burnt too badly. 

[lass of something much]

I want to learn about the common cold! *Sneezes*

[Kreg]

I'm allergic to death!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm allergic to death!

Nice, Kreg! Me too, now that I think about it...

[Booklover]

What are the side-effects?

[Kreg]

Anaphylactic shock. and death

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Help.
I'm intolerant of gluten (specifically wheat) and dairy. I'm also mildly allergic to mushrooms (YES!).