Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*knocks on the cupboard door* Ask the spider if it ever met Ungatt Trunn.

[shisteer of nothing much]

After that, they start inviting all their neighbors who are also Australian until the entire cupboard is full of them. Then *lowers voice even more* they start eating you!

[Russa Nodrey]

*eyes widen* Was it an Australian spider?

*Spider stops playing the didgeridoo* G'day, mate!

Yes, I think so.

*leans close to Miss Russa and whispers loudly* Do you know how to tell if it's an Australian spider? They say G'day mate! and start setting up the Barbecue. It's terrifying.

I was just about to say something like that.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*knocks on the cupboard door* Ask the spider if it ever met Ungatt Trunn.

[Russa Nodrey]

Spider, have you ever met Ungatt Trunn?

Nah. *Goes to start up the barbie*

After that, they start inviting all their neighbors who are also Australian until the entire cupboard is full of them. Then *lowers voice even more* they start eating you!

Lol.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*knocks again* Ask if any of his friends or relatives have met Trunn then.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*spider's neighbors begin to arrive out of concealed passages. G'day mates! are exchanged all 'round*

*eyes widen in terror* Aaaaaahhhhh! We're going to die!!! Noooooo! *looks around desperately for a way out and notices, for the first time, a whole lot of doors* Quick, go into one of those rooms. *backs into a room and slams the door, then turns around to inspect surroundings* Shoot, this is not good. *dozens of robots seize paws and begin dragging further into the dark room*

[Russa Nodrey]

*knocks again* Ask if any of his friends or relatives have met Trunn then.

Spider, have any of your friends or relatives met Trunn?

My cousin Bruce met him once. Said he was scary. *Puts some prawns on the barbie*

*spider's neighbors begin to arrive out of concealed passages. G'day mates! are exchanged all 'round*

*eyes widen in terror* Aaaaaahhhhh! We're going to die!!! Noooooo! *looks around desperately for a way out and notices, for the first time, a whole lot of doors* Quick, go into one of those rooms. *backs into a room and slams the door, then turns around to inspect surroundings* Shoot, this is not good. *dozens of robots seize paws and begin dragging further into the dark room*

*Exits the cupboard and frantically glues the door shut*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

What about Teer?!

[Verdauga]

But teacher! I keep the school supplies in there!

[shisteer of nothing much]

(And Kade's also in here. We're doomed)
*is being dragged into darkness by dozens of robots* Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Save me, somebeast!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*begins tearing at the door* I'm coming Teer! Hang on!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*robots begin pulling at the taniwha's scales, saying that they Australian snakes are hungry*

[Russa Nodrey]

What about Teer?!

I don't know where she is, but she isn't in the cupboard.

But teacher! I keep the school supplies in there!

Well...it's about time we replaced those anyway.

(And Kade's also in here. We're doomed)
*is being dragged into darkness by dozens of robots* Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Save me, somebeast!

*Smashes the robots with a broom* Where did these things come from?

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Miss Russa, there are multiple doors in the closet. I'm still inside the cupboard)

*scales are not wanting to come off. Robots sigh and say the Sheelah will just have to eat me whole* Nooo! *is dragged further into the darkness by robots*