Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

You drown.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

in what?

[shisteer of nothing much]

I cry and drown the entire school.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zignz* Na' ve 'ave a nev cupboard, viz Hitler in Napoleon locked in it loike ze previouz vone! *Continuez hovlin from on top o' ze zving zet*

[Verdauga]

Until I evaporate the tears, but don't make her cry, please.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*slowly draws hand away, not wanting to further upset HIAG or teer, then takes off*

[shisteer of nothing much]

D- do you not want to be my friend? *begins crying*

[Verdauga]

He's just unsure.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*hurried, worried look* Yesyesyes, i'm-i'm just unsure, yes that's it, i'm unsure.

[Keva Strongbow]

*Pat's Rub's head* There. There.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ennas. Ennas.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*hurried, worried look* Yesyesyes, i'm-i'm just unsure, yes that's it, i'm unsure.

*only pays attention to the yes part of Rubbadub's sentence*  Yay! We can be best friends. Come on, let's go on the swing!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*groans* (in an undertone) Verdie, did you have to?  (outloud) I-I-I'll come umm... soon yes, soon!

[Kade Rivok]

*Pats the Taniwha's head.*  You're bothering the poor beast, Teer.

[Booklover]

I'm sure Rub means no offence. He's probably just nervous.