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Started by Lady Ashenwyte, September 09, 2015, 10:33:18 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

September 09, 2015, 10:33:18 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 01:04:57 PM by Lord_Ashenwyte
*Crawls up, wounded* Baby badger comes from the North, bewarned...... *Crawls off to the Hospital*

I am Baby Badger, born of the Great Badgers! I have come for your submission, and my questions will be answered. Who is this Soren you speak of, and what position does he hold. Answer me!

*Massive horde of badgers appears on the horizon, heading for baby turtle*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

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September 09, 2015, 02:20:04 PM
*Massive Elite Searat army marches into fort carrying Baby Turtle Standards.* 
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren

#2
September 09, 2015, 05:31:51 PM
I am Soren, President of the Cellars. What is the purpose of your visit?


I'm retired from the forum

Cornflower MM

#3
September 09, 2015, 07:37:17 PM
Oh you've got to be joking.

LT Sandpaw

#4
September 09, 2015, 07:45:13 PM

War between one OP baby thing and another OP baby thing, this could get ugly.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Cornflower MM

#5
September 09, 2015, 07:46:46 PM
Too right Sand. .. . . . . . We may need an emergency evacuation of the Cellars.

LT Sandpaw

#6
September 09, 2015, 07:49:22 PM

We could always bring in our own OP baby thing.

I think your right, I'll prepare the drop ships...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#7
September 09, 2015, 07:54:49 PM Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 09:00:01 PM by Vilu Daskar
*T.A.S.s (Turtle Attack Ships) fly in and attacks badgers.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

#8
September 09, 2015, 08:18:36 PM
NO! NOT AGAIN!

*BURNS BABY BADGER TO DEATH AND SCATTERS HIS CORPSE'S ATOMS ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, KEEPING SOME FOR MYSELF TO STOP THE MONSTER FROM EVER RETURNING*
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Vilu Daskar

#9
September 09, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
I'm sure my Master will welcome you with open arms into his kingdom Jet.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#10
September 09, 2015, 08:29:16 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2015, 08:18:36 PM
NO! NOT AGAIN!

*BURNS BABY BADGER TO DEATH AND SCATTERS HIS CORPSE'S ATOMS ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, KEEPING SOME FOR MYSELF TO STOP THE MONSTER FROM EVER RETURNING*

Would you happen to know why people insist on bring in stupid OP baby things? Or bringing battles into the Cellars in general? Or being OP?

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 09, 2015, 07:49:22 PM

We could always bring in our own OP baby thing.

I think your right, I'll prepare the drop ships...

Yeah, no.

Good idea. Want some help?

LT Sandpaw

#11
September 09, 2015, 08:30:02 PM

Um sure...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#12
September 09, 2015, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 09, 2015, 08:29:16 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 09, 2015, 08:18:36 PM
NO! NOT AGAIN!

*BURNS BABY BADGER TO DEATH AND SCATTERS HIS CORPSE'S ATOMS ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, KEEPING SOME FOR MYSELF TO STOP THE MONSTER FROM EVER RETURNING*

Would you happen to know why people insist on bring in stupid OP baby things? Or bringing battles into the Cellars in general? Or being OP?

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 09, 2015, 07:49:22 PM

We could always bring in our own OP baby thing.

I think your right, I'll prepare the drop ships...

Yeah, no.

Good idea. Want some help?
Because that is what the Cellars are for.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#13
September 09, 2015, 08:31:48 PM
But it's so ANNOYING. *Ponders idea* Eh, not worth it.

@Sand: Great! What do I do?

Vilu Daskar

#14
September 09, 2015, 08:33:06 PM
No one is forcing you to read it.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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