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BABY TURTLE VS. BABY BADGER CAGE MATCH!!!

Started by Hickory, September 09, 2015, 11:59:14 PM

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Vilu Daskar

#15
September 10, 2015, 04:54:56 PM
OK.

*Baby Turtle spits acid at Baby Badger.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#16
September 12, 2015, 03:21:22 AM
*Dodges* HA! Is that all you can do? *Bites Baby turtle's head*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

BadgerLordFiredrake

#17
September 12, 2015, 06:06:34 PM Last Edit: September 12, 2015, 06:44:54 PM by BadgerLordFiredrake
*baby turtle's head breaks badger's teeth*

baby turtle is ancient
baby turtle has a history

baby turtle has triumphed before and will always triumph
baby turtle forever

Izeroth

#18
September 12, 2015, 09:20:53 PM
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on September 12, 2015, 06:06:34 PM
*baby turtle's head breaks badger's teeth*

baby turtle is ancient
baby turtle has a history

baby turtle has triumphed before and will always triumph

Baby Turtle needs to start using punctuation.

BadgerLordFiredrake

#19
September 12, 2015, 10:32:10 PM
baby turtle can; baby turtle does not require it.
baby turtle forever

Hickory

#20
September 12, 2015, 10:45:32 PM
Baby turtle just used it.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

BadgerLordFiredrake

#21
September 12, 2015, 10:55:55 PM
baby turtle can but baby turtle does not always.
baby turtle forever

Lady Ashenwyte

#22
September 14, 2015, 03:35:22 PM
*Baby badger's teeth regenerate* I call upon the forces of the Grammar Patrol to destroy this foe who does not use punctuation! For English!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#23
September 14, 2015, 03:43:42 PM
yA u gramhamor pattroll me fAvorit?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#24
September 14, 2015, 03:47:27 PM

*Waves hands and blows a loud and annoying whistle*

"Penalty on the Baby Turtle for Power Playing the Baby Badger. One free hit for the Baby Badger."


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#25
September 14, 2015, 03:50:13 PM
*Angry mobs of Searats begin forming.*       
"There's no rules in a fight!"
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Blaggut

#26
September 17, 2015, 10:36:56 PM
From nearby steps out a cloaked figure.

A vassal of a forgotten force of forum past.

It steps into the light, face hidden. It is short, at 2.5 feet tall.

It removes its hood, revealing itself to be none other than:

A corrupted purple bunny!

It says in it's squeaky bunny voice.

"I wish to join."
~Just a soft space boi~

BadgerLordFiredrake

#27
September 17, 2015, 11:12:48 PM
*eats*
baby turtle forever

Vilu Daskar

#28
September 17, 2015, 11:23:37 PM
Quote from: Blaggut on September 17, 2015, 10:36:56 PM
From nearby steps out a cloaked figure.

A vassal of a forgotten force of forum past.

It steps into the light, face hidden. It is short, at 2.5 feet tall.

It removes its hood, revealing itself to be none other than:

A corrupted purple bunny!

It says in it's squeaky bunny voice.

"I wish to join."
*Mobs move back in horror.* "N-not The Purple Bunny?"
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#29
September 18, 2015, 12:12:37 AM
Quote from: Blaggut on September 17, 2015, 10:36:56 PM
From nearby steps out a cloaked figure.

A vassal of a forgotten force of forum past.

It steps into the light, face hidden. It is short, at 2.5 feet tall.

It removes its hood, revealing itself to be none other than:

A corrupted purple bunny!

It says in it's squeaky bunny voice.

"I wish to join."

As proprietor and executive organizer, I must say that that is not allowed. Who do you wish to challenge, I can make another topic.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
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