Sagey's Disgusting, Dangerous Apothecary (counterpart to Corn's Medical Supply)

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Izeroth

#15
October 07, 2015, 03:14:17 AM
 Finally, a neighborhood apothecary! You have no idea how inconvenient (and illegal) it is to get magical ingredients around here. Here's the list of things I require:

•Five (5) frozen ogre hearts

•Three (3) venomous scorpions

•Ten (10) sprigs of nightshade

•Four-hundred (400) parasitic worms

•Fourteen (14) bloodsucking pixies

•One (1) partridge in a pear tree

Lady Ashenwyte

#16
October 07, 2015, 09:16:15 AM
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#17
October 07, 2015, 12:25:42 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 07, 2015, 03:14:17 AM
Finally, a neighborhood apothecary! You have no idea how inconvenient (and illegal) it is to get magical ingredients around here. Here's the list of things I require:

•Five (5) frozen ogre hearts
small, medium or large?
•Three (3) venomous scorpions
Buy three, get one free! *hands Izeroth four venomous scorpions*
•Ten (10) sprigs of nightshade
Fresh or dried?
•Four-hundred (400) parasitic worms
Lekgolo parasitic worms coming up!
•Fourteen (14) bloodsucking pixies
*hands Izeroth a cage full of bloodsucking pixies*
•One (1) partridge in a pear tree
Would you also like two turtle doves, three french hens, four.... I forget.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#18
October 07, 2015, 12:32:12 PM
Do you have some poison that can knock off a certain troll for a few hours? (And make him smell bad too, why not?)

Oh also, do you take orders? I want some nightshade in these Sorenian Star Empire officers' meals. *Hands Sagetip list*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#19
October 07, 2015, 01:03:24 PM

*hands As all materials*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#20
October 07, 2015, 08:41:13 PM
I want something to abuse trolls with.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#21
October 08, 2015, 12:29:21 AM
Go to the BWAS topic.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

#22
October 08, 2015, 04:08:34 PM
I need something for brainwashing some deranged members.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#23
October 08, 2015, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 08, 2015, 12:29:21 AM
Go to the BWAS topic.
I want to use it there.

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#24
October 08, 2015, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 08, 2015, 04:08:34 PM
I need something for brainwashing some deranged members.
Hmm. *hands skarz centaurian slugs* These should do. For now. Come back for a more permanent supply.

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 08, 2015, 12:29:21 AM
Go to the BWAS topic.
I want to use it there.
*hands Vilu a block of unpure iron* Just show this to him. He's a rock troll, it should annoy him.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#25
October 08, 2015, 09:33:05 PM
"Perfect."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#26
October 11, 2015, 01:03:33 AM
 On second thought, forget the nightshade; I'd just like a few bottles of cyanide.

Vilu Daskar

#27
October 11, 2015, 03:08:32 PM
*A large 18-Wheeler drives up in front of the Apothecary and A Stoat walks in.*

"I need 5 of everything. Yes I have money."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#28
October 11, 2015, 04:40:51 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 11, 2015, 01:03:33 AM
On second thought, forget the nightshade; I'd just like a few bottles of cyanide.
Would you like dumpster juice mixed in with that?

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 11, 2015, 03:08:32 PM
*A large 18-Wheeler drives up in front of the Apothecary and A Stoat walks in.*

"I need 5 of everything. Yes I have money."
We don't take mass consumerism here.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#29
October 11, 2015, 10:18:46 PM
*Looks very angry and stomps out muttering something about how this keeps happening today.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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