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Sagey's Disgusting, Dangerous Apothecary (counterpart to Corn's Medical Supply)

Started by Hickory, October 06, 2015, 12:55:38 PM

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Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

If you'd look closer you'd notice it's counterfeit. *Disappears with gun.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Banya

*hits the bell on the counter repeatedly*

Hello, Sage?  I'd like something to serve to guests to ensure they leave my apartment quickly and never return.  Preferably a liquid that I can offer in a glass, but something that I can disguise as an hors d'oeuvre is fine, too.
   

Hickory

*rummages in back* Ummmmm.... gimme a second.

*holds out dusty wine bottle* Ah, mirror wine. One glass taken within five minutes of opening and drained totally will overload their nervous system and kill them....

But you don't want that, do you?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Banya

Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?
   

Hickory

Quote from: Banya on November 03, 2015, 01:20:22 AM
Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?
You could just give them some booze and then point them in the right direction.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.