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[The Skarzs]

It was after midnight.

[Delthion]

And all through the mouse.

[Lady Amber]

Not a creature was stirring, not even the house.

[Russa Nodrey]

Except for Cindy, who was making a peanut butter sandwich.

[Cornflower MM]

Good old Cindy.

[Delthion]

But upon opening the peanut butter, the stench so completely overpowered her that she fell unconscious.

[The Skarzs]

A troll came along and spent the next few hours trying to decide whether he should eat Cindy whole or squish her into jelly.

[Russa Nodrey]

However, before he came to his decision, Cindy came to her senses and threw a spoonful of the dreaded substance into his eyes. The troll permanently lost his vision and died instantly.

[Delthion]

Then out of what was then air, a Heffalump appeared!

[Russa Nodrey]

Cindy offered it some peanut butter.

[Lady Amber]

The Heffalump accepted the peanut butter, and then promptly threw it into the fire blazing merrily in the fireplace. It exploded and let toxic fumes out into the room.

[Russa Nodrey]

Cindy fled.

[Delthion]

Pursued by the Heffalump.

[Russa Nodrey]

She ran to the basement closet where her parents stored extra peanut butter.

[Lady Amber]

However, her parents had recently accidently bought a bunch of jelly instead of peanut butter, so there was no peanut butter to be found.