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[The Skarzs]

Cindy poured the jelly on the ground.

[Cornflower MM]

O.o
o.O
O.O
o.o

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Lady Amber]

Suddenly, a small moose came crashing through the ceiling. It oinked angrily.

[The Skarzs]

It was angry because it was stuck on the jam all over the floor.

[Lady Amber]

Because moose are allergic to jelly, the moose had an allergic reaction to it, and its horns fell off.

[Kreg]

[The Skarzs]

Welcome to the Cellars, boy.

[Kreg]

Welcome to the Cellars, boy.

Thanks!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, Velcome tae vone o' ze majorezt partz o' ze forum! *Zetz Kreg'z 'air on fire*

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, all of the Garden Gnomes had gone on strike. This was because nobeast was giving them Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches anymore.

[The Skarzs]

*Gnomes.

Kreg, meet HIAG, or Head. He's crazy.

[Russa Nodrey]

Cindy drove to the rescue in her mom's van. She had removed the seats and loaded it with several thousand peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Cornflower MM]

Why several thousand? Isn't that too many?

[Russa Nodrey]

I didn't say they weren't squished.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Gnomes.

Kreg, meet HIAG, or Head. He's crazy.

Ach, Ah'm nae zure 'ov zat 'appened. Und zankee fer ze zecond ztatement.

The Garden Gnomes were thrilled, but tragically the Health And Safety official apprehended the van, due to improper packaging and transport issues. The Mooses bit the Health And Safety officials, who promptly sued. The Mooses won the case however and celebrated by having a Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich party, which they invited the Garden Gnomes to. The Garden Gnomes at last were happy.