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[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sekhmet > Bastet.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Bastet scratches Sekhmet's sun disk*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Eats a pineapple*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*snatches a slice of Russa's pineapple and eats it*

[Hickory]

Sehkmet < Bastet < Atom

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Sekhmet < Bastet < Atom < Amon-Ra

[Jetthebinturong]

Sekhmet < Bastet < Atom < Amon-Ra < Anubis

Anubis is the coolest Egyptian god, everyone else go home.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

So you think you've got friends in high places
With the power to put us on the run!
Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces,
You'll know what power is when we are done!

You're playing with the big boys now!
Playing with the big boys now!
Ev'ry spell and gesture
Tells you who's the best, you're
Playing with the big boys now!!!~

[Hickory]

Everyone else < Odin

Odin is best god ever.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Everyone else < Odin < Zeus

I declare Zeus the king of all gods in the ancient world!!

[Jetthebinturong]

Zeus < Hades.

[Eulaliaaa!]

O vermin if you dare, come and visit us some day!

We'll have all our swords and daggers(?) if you do!

You'll find a good, warm welcome. And let nobeast living saaaaaay....

That cold steel was never good enough for you!!!

You won't find poor helpless beasts all undefended!

Like the old ones, babes and mothers that you've slain!

And you'll find that when your pleasant visit's ended...

You'll never ever leave our shores again!

All you cowards of the land and you flotsam of the sea...

Who murder, pillage, loot, whene'er you please.

There's a Long Patrol awaitin', we'll greet you cheerfully!

You'll hear us cry, Eulalia! on the breeze!

Tis a welcome to all the bullies who slay without a care.

All those good and peaceful creatures who can't fight.

But the perilous, the dangerous, the beast they call the haaaaaare.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

O vermin if you dare, come and visit us some day!

We'll have all our swords and daggers(?) if you do!

You'll find a good, warm welcome. And let nobeast living saaaaaay....

That cold steel was never good enough for you!!!

You won't find poor helpless beasts all undefended!

Like the old ones, babes and mothers that you've slain!

And you'll find that when your pleasant visit's ended...

You'll never ever leave our shores again!

All you cowards of the land and you flotsam of the sea...

Who murder, pillage, loot, whene'er you please.

There's a Long Patrol awaitin', we'll greet you cheerfully!

You'll hear us cry, Eulalia! on the breeze!

Tis a welcome to all the bullies who slay without a care.

All those good and peaceful creatures who can't fight.

But the perilous, the dangerous, the beast they call the haaaaaare.

Who stands for nought but honour and the right.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sekhmet < Bastet < Atom < Amon-Ra < Anubis

Anubis is the coolest Egyptian god, everyone else go home.

Anubis has no lore whatsoever.

Sekhmet bathed in the blood of Egypt and is also a cat.

Sekhmet > All the gods of the ancient world. (Except Thor. He's cool)

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Whoever challenges the power of Bastet will be vanquished.