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[Jetthebinturong]

I have no desire to move away from the UK. You can keep your horrible heat and your too big state.

[LT Sandpaw]

I have no desire to move away from the UK. You can keep your horrible heat and your too big state.

jealousy insults.

[Jetthebinturong]

Why would I want to go somewhere which is too hot for me. It almost turned me off Italy, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle Texas heat. Also Texas is way too big. And you use the wrong units.

[Lord Daskar]

You can move to North Dakota, naturally it's not as good a state as Texas but it is in the central timezone, is small, and about as far north as the UK.

[Jetthebinturong]

The world measures things by Greenwich Meridian Time, AKA English time. Therefore GMT is better than Central time. I ain't leaving the UK, even if there are a bunch of idiots here.

[Lord Daskar]

I see we'll have to abduct you. James and Sky, I think, you're both legally adults. Find Jet and bring him to the central timezone, he needs to witness its superiority for himself. Oh, and Dan, the American, can help too. He's in central time.

[Jetthebinturong]

YAHLL NEVAH TEK MEH AHLIVE!!!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Don't worry Jett I hate heat and Texas too 

[Lord Daskar]

YAHLL NEVAH TEK MEH AHLIVE!!!

Killing you never occurred to me. If you're dead I wont have to hear about GMT.

Don't worry Jett I hate heat and Texas too 

How dare you!

[The Skarzs]

YAHLL NEVAH TEK MEH AHLIVE!!!

Come to where I live; it's comparable in weather to the UK.

[LT Sandpaw]

I feel like the Fire Nation.


KIDNAP THEM AND FORCE THEM TO WITNESS THE GLORY OF TEXAS!!!!

[Lord Daskar]

YES!

[The Skarzs]

Meh.

[Jetthebinturong]

Meh.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Meh.