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[Delthion]

Why would I want to go somewhere which is too hot for me. It almost turned me off Italy, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle Texas heat. Also Texas is way too big. And you use the wrong units.

For once I agree with you! Other than the size...

[Søren]

Don't talk smack about Texas, unless you want us to bring up England's dirty laundry...

[The Skarzs]

Sorry, what?

[Jetthebinturong]

The thing about the English is that we acknowledge England's flaws, we just don't care.

Texas is too hot and too big and Fahrenheit is stupid.

England is too rainy, gets too hot in summer, is full of stupid people, has a rather ineffective government and has a horrific past.

Anything you'd care to add?

[Rosie Willowwater]

American politics is stupid.

[Lord Daskar]

I will admit that Celsius makes more sense than Fahrenheit.

[Jetthebinturong]

American politics is stupid.

True.

I will admit that Celsius makes more sense than Fahrenheit.

Definitely.

[Lord Daskar]

Whoever decide 32 degrees was the freezing point is a nut.

Anyway, I've decide where you can move, New Mexico. Though inferior to Texas this state has mountains which I assume are of a decent size, you could live on top of one, and, a county there uses the metric system. Some president wanted to change the US to the metric system so he used this county as a testing ground, it was never changed back and the residents don't want it to be changed.

[Jetthebinturong]

I'm content to stay in England, thank you.

[Lord Daskar]

Send over a friend and have them claim that county for England, then fly over and don't make any stops. Once you get off the plane you will still be in England. And there's no need to let the US know about this, you don't want to start a war, do you? Or maybe you do. Become Prime Minster, bribe parliament, and declare war on the US. The US will then soundly beat the UK and you can come over here without having to leave the country.

[Jetthebinturong]

... No thanks. I detest war and claiming land.

[Lord Daskar]

I see. You could somehow get a bunch of money and offer to buy the county, I'm sure if you payed enough the US wouldn't refuse, then you fly here.

[The Skarzs]

Vilu has officially gone off his rocker.

[Jetthebinturong]

Yup.

[Delthion]

... No thanks. I detest war and claiming land.

But it's so interesting and fun!