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[Aimless Gallivanter]

i havent written an essay in over a year

[Groddil]

i havent written an essay in over a year

i havent written an essay in over a week

[Lady Amber]

I've never written an essay.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I've never written an essay.

[Groddil]

I've never written an essay.

Wait... how old are you?

[Lady Amber]

My age is on my profile.

[Groddil]

How are you my age, but haven't done an essay before? I've done more than I can count. Man, I need to move schools to an American Boarding School. :p

[Lady Amber]

Well, I'm homeschooled, and for math and English, I do these work-bookish things from Accelerated Christian Education called PACEs. I guess you could look it up for a better explanation. But basically they don't really require me to write essays.

[Groddil]

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You need to go and thank your parents immediately. Essays are the worst part of school.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Groddil, if you did move to an American Boarding School, I fear you would find more essays than you could imagine.

[Groddil]

Groddil, if you did move to an American Boarding School, I fear you would find more essays than you could imagine.

I was joking. But something makes me doubt that I would find more essays there than here.

[Delthion]

KEONY!!!

[Kitsune]

KEONY!!!

Really?

[Delthion]

KEONY!!!

Really!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Groddil, if you did move to an American Boarding School, I fear you would find more essays than you could imagine.

I was joking. But something makes me doubt that I would find more essays there than here.

Oh I know. But at my school specifically, I am given an essay in just about every class about two to three times a day. Such fun.