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Lady Amber

#9075
May 13, 2017, 01:41:24 AM
Spit him out, Del!

Cornflower MM

#9076
May 13, 2017, 01:45:30 AM
(How long have we waited to say this?)

Lady Amber

#9077
May 13, 2017, 01:49:58 AM
(Too long.)

Del we've had enough of your cannibalism!

The Skarzs

#9078
May 13, 2017, 03:25:34 AM
*Holds up a sign.* No more canniballism! No more canniballism!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

#9079
May 13, 2017, 03:58:46 AM
Oi, @Delthion what in the blue blazes do yeh think yeh're doin'? Why didn't yeh invite me?

* Maudie eats Rosie, Corny, and Amber.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Skarzs

#9080
May 13, 2017, 06:48:12 AM
Stahp.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Amber

#9081
May 13, 2017, 09:30:54 PM
Maudie, you've joined him in his cannibalism?!

Maudie

#9082
May 13, 2017, 09:34:45 PM
* Maudie chews on a human leg with her mouth open.

I wasch hungry, okay?
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lady Amber

#9083
May 13, 2017, 09:36:25 PM
*Gives Maudie a Snickers instead* Eat this.

Maudie

#9084
May 13, 2017, 09:38:13 PM
* Maudie eats the Snickers and starts laughing uncontrollably.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lady Amber

#9085
May 13, 2017, 09:39:51 PM
Are you better?

Delthion

#9086
May 14, 2017, 02:15:14 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2017, 03:25:34 AM
*Holds up a sign.* No more canniballism! No more canniballism!

Woah woah woah. Wait just a blinkin' minute! I am not being cannibalistic in eating Hobbits! No indeed! As I am human, being a cannibal would require me to eat someone else who is human! But Gonff is a Hobbit! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#9087
May 14, 2017, 04:42:33 AM
Yeah, but Hobbits were likely originally Men...
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

#9088
May 14, 2017, 04:44:11 AM
NO THEY WERE NOT!!! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE SILMARILLION?! THEY WERE NOT MEN! ;D (There isn't anything definitive on the subject. ;D) But such evil is inconceivable! How dare you make such an affront to Tolkien Lore? ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#9089
May 14, 2017, 05:54:20 AM
Cannibalism is simply taking advantage of a natural resource. ;D
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

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