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[rachel25]

I don't eat the flesh of swine but I eat the flesh of other animals. 

[Cornflower MM]

Ew.

My reaction exactly.

   The sliced up carcass of a creature that had (admittedly rudimentary) thoughts and (somewhat less rudimentary) emotions. Hence, not something I eat.

*Nods*

If that's bacon, it's got to be the worst bacon I have ever seen.

Was that meant to be funny? Because it is.

[Jetthebinturong]

Real bacon.

[rachel25]

....

[Rusvul]

Fake bacon.

[The Skarzs]

Ah. Well, different terms, I suppose. (Your crisps are our chips, our fries are your chips. . .) What that looks like is just fried slices of ham, rather than smoked bacon. I'm pretty sure I've heard it referred to somewhere by a British person that American bacon is "marbly bacon".

Either one is better than someone referring to this as bacon:

*Shudders.*
(Yes, I have heard of someone referring to a slab of fat as bacon. It was a fiction thing taking place in England, actually.)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

@Sage: That's not bacon, that's hobbit!

[Søren]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

No.

[Jetthebinturong]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

Don't glorify eating meat.

And you vegetarians: Don't try to guilt trip us. *Looks pointedly at Rus' comment*

[Hickory]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

If you eat bacon often enough, it can cause heart cancer.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

If you eat bacon often enough, it can cause heart cancer.

Or you could get fat.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Eating bacon once in a while won't hurt. My parents are all about health and even they will sometimes eat pig.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Eating bacon once in a while won't hurt. My parents are all about health and even they will sometimes eat pig.

Too much of anything hurts.

[Søren]

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

Don't glorify eating meat.

Why not? (You do realize that a American teenager of my expertise (which is weirdness) doesn't use the word "Glory" by its usual definition?)

It's more then swine flesh, it's glory strips.

If you eat bacon often enough, it can cause heart cancer.

Or you could get fat.