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Maudie

#10980
October 10, 2017, 04:16:59 AM
FAILURE IS bad stuff.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Ashleg

#10981
October 10, 2017, 04:18:45 AM
Yo mama so fat she didn't go on the weight scale she went on the weight fail

Maudie

#10982
October 10, 2017, 04:20:00 AM
How dare you. She's very sensitive about her weight.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Ashleg

#10983
October 10, 2017, 04:20:56 AM
Of course she is--cos she so fat.

Delthion

#10984
October 10, 2017, 04:21:34 AM
* Delthion decapitates Ashleg. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#10985
October 10, 2017, 04:22:19 AM
OH YEAH?

YO MAMA IS SO FAT JABBA THE HUTT LIKES TO VISIT HER SO HE CAN FEEL SKINNY.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Ashleg

#10986
October 10, 2017, 04:29:01 AM
Yo mama so fat MY mama likes to visit her so SHE can feel skinny!

Maudie

#10987
October 10, 2017, 04:31:04 AM
She's crying now.

I hope you're happy.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Maudie

#10989
October 10, 2017, 05:08:22 AM
You monster.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Skarzs

#10991
October 10, 2017, 05:25:02 AM
Wow.
My mother is a beautiful person.

Quote from: Maudie on October 10, 2017, 04:16:59 AM
FAILURE IS bad stuff.
Wrong. Failure means you are trying to succeed.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

#10992
October 10, 2017, 05:36:07 AM
Funnily enough, just minutes after I posted that I was helping my sister with her homework and I said "better to try and fail than not try at all."

I'm so inspirational.

Like I didn't even say it in a cheesy way. I wasn't even meaning to say it. It just slipped out of my mouth before I could stop it...
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Skarzs

#10993
October 10, 2017, 01:52:03 PM
You know what the difference is between successful people and average people?

The successful people failed more.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

#10994
October 10, 2017, 02:35:04 PM
Great. I'll be really successful some day.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

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