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[Cornflower MM]

*Grins* Don't worry, it's not one of my magic pans. Now. TELL.

[Captain Tammo]

First, I will shove a chainsaw up your nose. Then I will systematically dismember you piece by piece, until you beg to die. Then I will rip off chunks of your flesh, and feed them to you, and after you can take no more, I will do the cycle again, until you are mercifully killed by an ice pick to the back of the head. Comprendè?

@One-Eye the wildcat let's bring the graphic murder posts down to an 7 or so. You're at a solid 11 right now

[Russa Nodrey]

*gulp*
Please, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural...

*Dusts the air near Tungro's face threateningly* Start talking, sonny.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

First, I will shove a chainsaw up your nose. Then I will systematically dismember you piece by piece, until you beg to die. Then I will rip off chunks of your flesh, and feed them to you, and after you can take no more, I will do the cycle again, until you are mercifully killed by an ice pick to the back of the head. Comprendè?

@One-Eye the wildcat let's bring the graphic murder posts down to an 7 or so. You're at a solid 11 right now

ummm... okay?

[The Skarzs]

(Are you surprised? )

*gulp*
Please, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural...

*Dusts the air near Tungro's face threateningly* Start talking, sonny.

o:

[Tungro]

*screams*

[The Skarzs]

We want words, not screams!

[Tungro]

*cries*

[The Skarzs]

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[Rosie Willowwater]

*Starts baking a cake*

[Kreg]

*steals cake*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Muahaha, you just took out a cake from the oven. Your hands are TOAST

[Kreg]

Ohh noooo my hanndsss look they are toast

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Puts oven mitts on and takes the half- cooked cake back and puts it in the oven*

[Kreg]

*slaps with toast hands*