I've been captured

[Hickory]

Help, please! I've managed to get an empathy link throught to all of you, and it won't last long. I've been captured by a mad army of red eyed DDBs! Come quickly! They've taken over area 51, my tracker (shown in my profile summary) should lead you to me. Bring reinforcements and a lot of frying pans! Hopefully they won't interrogate me for a few more hours at least. Watch out for the metal bull and the metal dragon with the botched control disc - they're romping around the area! With luck, I'll be able to-

*screen crackles*

"Asdjfladsjfldsahfjlkadshgklsdkgjskjahgkjdsnkljsdabn1 tasjlkjhlasflsdahtljhkeb kgjbkdjshfjhsdbfidhfidsakjtnkgethebhtbehbaslkjfjkgbfsdajfhiogbuahdshfdsahfkadsjhd1"

*the empathy link disconnects*

[rachel25]

*looks horrified*
That strange video interpreted my cat video!
*goes back to video*

[SilentSam]

No! *destroys screen with sword* *destroys tracker* We'll find you! *goes to antarctica*

[rachel25]

*looks up* I guess I could email my Silver Slayers and get them to look for you.

[Izeroth]

Help, please! I've managed to get an empathy link throught to all of you, and it won't last long. I've been captured by a mad army of red eyed DDBs! Come quickly! They've taken over area 51, my tracker (shown in my profile summary) should lead you to me. Bring reinforcements and a lot of frying pans! Hopefully they won't interrogate me for a few more hours at least. Watch out for the metal bull and the metal dragon with the botched control disc - they're romping around the area! With luck, I'll be able to-

*screen crackles*

"Asdjfladsjfldsahfjlkadshgklsdkgjskjahgkjdsnkljsdabn1 tasjlkjhlasflsdahtljhkeb kgjbkdjshfjhsdbfidhfidsakjtnkgethebhtbehbaslkjfjkgbfsdajfhiogbuahdshfdsahfkadsjhd1"

*the empathy link disconnects*

Due to government spending cutbacks, I can only afford to send twenty peasants and a truck. If you manage to miraculously escape, I want the truck returned.

[rachel25]

I will only be sending a dozen Silver Slayers, and maybe they can take some gem stones as well. But I want to be refunded when you're free.

[The Skarzs]

Warn me next time you need to get a message across. I'll have to prepare popcorn.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You're not going anywhere, Sage-kun. I'm currently moving to your position and once I'm there, believe me, you shall never be free.

[Hickory]

Oh right, you're lord of the DDB's

Anyway, I've been moved to the interrogation room. But it doesn't seem very interrogation-y. I think the DDB's are trying to brainwash me or something. This must be their CP - there's a lot of tech here. As soon as I get out, I can get an orbital bombardment from my fleet and the DDB's will not be heard from again. Maybe *DDB's enter*

Ahhh! No! I don't want to get my flying bulldozer license! Gerroff me!

*disconnect*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I have a message for all of you. Using powers you cannot comprehend, I, Supreme Lord of the Death Defying Beavers, have decided on this course of action. If you surrender now, I will not have you killed or enslaved. My forces are ready to start the assault on the Cellars in nine days. On the ninth day, Sagetip shall be executed. Take a decision.

*Disconnect*

[rachel25]

Well, Supreme Lord Ash. Fancy an alliance? I have Nightmare Bunnies and Silver Slayers under my command. I also have gem stones with various powers, portals and fire. Lots of fire.

[Hickory]

I have a message for all of you. Using powers you cannot comprehend, I, Supreme Lord of the Death Defying Beavers, have decided on this course of action. If you surrender now, I will not have you killed or enslaved. My forces are ready to start the assault on the Cellars in nine days. On the ninth day, Sagetip shall be executed. Take a decision.

*Disconnect*

((who put you in charge, shouldn't DDB be in charge?))

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I have a message for all of you. Using powers you cannot comprehend, I, Supreme Lord of the Death Defying Beavers, have decided on this course of action. If you surrender now, I will not have you killed or enslaved. My forces are ready to start the assault on the Cellars in nine days. On the ninth day, Sagetip shall be executed. Take a decision.

*Disconnect*

((who put you in charge, shouldn't DDB be in charge?))

OOC: I claimed the seat a long time ago. It's my position now.

[Hickory]

((...))

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Connect*

*Holds gun to Sage's head*

If you do not answer, in nine days the blood of the fallen shall be mixed with the tears of the members.

*Disconnect*