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Started by Hickory, October 26, 2015, 08:36:31 PM

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Hickory

This is an announcement courtesy of the Galactic Empire.



As of the current day cycle [known to the layman as "October 26, 2015, 08:25:53 PM" {Forum Standard Time}] you are under the occupation of the Galactic Empire. We will not include ourselves or the Imperial Military in your petty conflicts, but if you have any neutral needs we will be happy to provide them. Any fraternizers to the Rebel Alliance and associates will be executed upon discovery.

We wish no harm to any party [and take no responsibility for inujuries caused in the current conflict] but any attack upon will be taken as a hostile movement and we will retaliate.

Thank you for your time and have a good day.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

James Gryphon

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Hickory

Please retain your euphora while the firing squad loads their weapons.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

The Daskarian Imperium offers The Galactic Empire an alliance.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

The Galactic Empire politely declines the offer as it does not want to be involved in DDB conflicts.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

James Gryphon

Well, then what are you even here for? What a useless organization.

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The Resistance lives!
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Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 26, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
The Galactic Empire politely declines the offer as it does not want to be involved in DDB conflicts.
The Daskarian Imperium did not want a war partner but a economic partner.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 11:15:38 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 26, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
The Galactic Empire politely declines the offer as it does not want to be involved in DDB conflicts.
The Daskarian Imperium did not want a war partner but a economic partner.
The Empire can support its own empire through the millions of conquered worlds it controls.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

James Gryphon

Ooh, aren't you sooo powerful! "We don't need anyone!"

Down with empires and their oppression! Liberty, equality, fraternity!

The Resistance LIVES!
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Izeroth

Quote from: James Gryphon on October 26, 2015, 11:45:51 PM
Ooh, aren't you sooo powerful! "We don't need anyone!"

Down with empires and their oppression! Liberty, equality, fraternity!

As I recall, another revolution had that very same slogan. It caused complete anarchy and ended with the rise of a dictator.

LT Sandpaw


GEM refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of the Galactic Empire.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#12
The Galactic Empire is a military and political power worthy of your so-called gods. We destroy planets with an iron fist. Enemies cower before the might of the Imperial Fleet! We are the only thing that stands between chaos and order! Were it not for the Empire, the Galaxy would still be wrapped in the garbage of the Clone Wars! Were it not for the Empire, you would be dead! We conquer all that oppose us! Submit or die!

However, we are a neutral power. We wish no harm upon our allies and/or friends. We will not attack unless you attack.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

James Gryphon

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 27, 2015, 12:52:04 AM
Were it not for the Empire, the Galaxy would still be wrapped in the garbage of the Clne Wars!
What were these so-called "Clne Wars" you speak of?

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The Resistance lives!
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Hickory

Quote from: James Gryphon on October 27, 2015, 12:53:00 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 27, 2015, 12:52:04 AM
Were it not for the Empire, the Galaxy would still be wrapped in the garbage of the Clne Wars!
What were these so-called "Clne Wars" you speak of?

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The Resistance lives!
The Print subdivision of the Bureau of Propaganda apologizes for any typos made in announcements.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.