The Jar-Jar Binks Thread

[Groddil]

You scored: 3/5.

1. CORRECT!
2. CORRECT!
3. CORRECT!
4. Jar-Jar is actually played by Ahmed Best.
5. Jar-Jar has a cameo at the end of Episode VI, after the galaxy is "Freed," Jar-Jar appears on Coruscant, jumping around saying "Weesa Free!"

Well done, you have earned...A DVD containing every scene with Jar-Jar Binks ever!

[LT Sandpaw]

Yay!

Can I sell it to you?

[Groddil]

MUST HAVE DVD!

*Throws 1000 Jar-Jar Dollars at Sandpaw, only usable at the Jar-Jar store.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I now firmly believe Jar Jar Binks was manipulating Palpatine and is manipulating Snoke. Hopefully he appears in Episode Eight or Nine.

[Groddil]

It is a good theory, even if it is anti-Jar-Jar propaganda.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's not anti Jar Jar propaganda, it's the truth. George Lucas didn't pull the big reveal in the prequels.

[Lady Amber]

Why does this thread exist?!

[James Gryphon]

Shouldn't Jar Jar Binks be spelled without a dash?

[Groddil]

It's not anti Jar Jar propaganda, it's the truth. George Lucas didn't pull the big reveal in the prequels.

You I can't handle the truth!

Why does this thread exist?!

If you can think of 50 good reasons why it shouldn't I will gladly change it to something that has nothing to do with Jar-Jar.

Shouldn't Jar Jar Binks be spelled without a dash?

I have no idea, and it's too late to go back now.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You can edit the title on the first post.

[Groddil]

No.

[James Gryphon]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

No.

[Vilu Daskar]

Why this topic should not exist.
1. Jar Jar doesn't want it to.
2. I don't want it to.
3. Amber doesn't want it to.
4. My first mate doesn't want it to.
5. My second mate doesn't want it to.
6. My Steers Rat doesn't want it to.
7. Anakin doesn't want it to.
8. Padme doesn't want it to.
9. Mrs. Jar Jar Binks doesn't want it to.
10. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
11. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
12. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
13. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
14. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
15. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
16. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
17. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
18. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
19. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
20. One of my crew members doesn't want it to.
21. Mr. Brown doesn't want it to.
22. Mrs. Brown doesn't want it to.
23. Mr. Green doesn't want it to.
24. Mrs. Green doesn't want it to.
25. Mr. Blue doesn't want it to.
26. Mrs. Blue doesn't want it to.
27. Mr. Red doesn't want it to.
28. Mrs. Red doesn't want it to.
29. Mr. White doesn't want it to.
30. Mrs. White doesn't want it to.
31. The Warner Brothers don't want it to.
32. Col. Mustard doesn't want it to.
33. Mrs. Mustard doesn't want it to.
34. The Wright Brothers don't want it to.
35. Miss Scarlet doesn't want it to.
36. Mrs Peacock doesn't want it to.
37. Mr. Peacock doesn't want it to.
38. Yilu doesn't want it to.
39. Bilu doesn't want it to.
40. Dilu doesn't want it to.
41. Sir George doesn't want it to.
42. Queen Elizabeth doesn't want it to.
43. King Philip doesn't want it to.
44. Prince John doesn't want it to.
45. Richard the Lionhearted doesn't want it to.
46. King Arthur doesn't want it to.
47. Merlin doesn't want it to.
48. Gandalf doesn't want it to.
49. Frodo Baggins doesn't want it to.
50. Sauron doesn't want it to.

There are 50 reasons Groddil, now you can change it.

[Groddil]

Why this topic should not exist.
1. Jar Jar doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
2. I don't want it to. Reason 1
3. Amber doesn't want it to. Reason 2
4. My first mate doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
5. My second mate doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
6. My Steers Rat doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
7. Anakin doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
8. Padme doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
9. Mrs. Jar Jar Binks doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
10. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
11. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
12. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
13. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
14. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
15. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
16. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
17. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
18. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
19. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
20. One of my crew members doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
21. Mr. Brown doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
22. Mrs. Brown doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
23. Mr. Green doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
24. Mrs. Green doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
25. Mr. Blue doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
26. Mrs. Blue doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
27. Mr. Red doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
28. Mrs. Red doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
29. Mr. White doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
30. Mrs. White doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
31. The Warner Brothers don't want it to. Impossible, dead before O started this thread.
32. Col. Mustard doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
33. Mrs. Mustard doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
34. The Wright Brothers don't want it to.
35. Miss Scarlet doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
36. Mrs Peacock doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
37. Mr. Peacock doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
38. Yilu doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
39. Bilu doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
40. Dilu doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
41. Sir George doesn't want it to. Toddlers don't get an opinion.
42. Queen Elizabeth doesn't want it to. Prove it.
43. King Philip doesn't want it to. Prove it.
44. Prince John doesn't want it to. Impossible, dead before I started this.
45. Richard the Lionhearted doesn't want it to. Impossible, dead before I started this.
46. King Arthur doesn't want it to. Impossible, dead before I started this.
47. Merlin doesn't want it to. Impossible, dead before I started this.
48. Gandalf doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
49. Frodo Baggins doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.
50. Sauron doesn't want it to. Impossible, fictional characters cannot decide this.

There are 2 reasons Vilu, I'm not changing it.