The Order of the Cookie.

[Feles]

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[Lady Ashenwyte]

I am the Slayer of the Guest Queen, I ask for the endorsement of the renowned Order of the Cookie.

We are forced to stay neutral, but know that the Cookie protects you at all times.

[Lord Daskar]

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Another Latin speaker, did you know Latin is the official Language of the Daskarian Imperium? Join the Royal Party now.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

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Another Latin speaker, did you know Latin is the official Language of the Daskarian Imperium? Join the Royal Party now.

You are under arrest. Come with us, and you'll be unharmed.

[Feles]

Which person?

[Groddil]

@Inquisitor : He's talking to Lord Daskar

* Grozzil taps foot impatiently.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

What would you like?

[Groddil]

I would like to meet this clone of mine, Grozzil. He seems willing to assist you using his powers of poisonousness. For example, take this cookie.

* Groddil produces a cookie, and feeds it to Grozzil.

* Grozzil spits out the cookie, which is now a sickly green color.

Behold, the power. With Grozzil on your side, your weaponry will be much more effective.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I would like to meet this clone of mine, Grozzil. He seems willing to assist you using his powers of poisonousness. For example, take this cookie.

* Groddil produces a cookie, and feeds it to Grozzil.

* Grozzil spits out the cookie, which is now a sickly green color.

Behold, the power. With Grozzil on your side, your weaponry will be much more effective.

Very well, we shall take this gift.

[Groddil]

* Groddil gives a short bow and leaves.

* Grozzil begins to eat the weaponized cookies and coat them in poison.

"For the Cookie! Enemies of the Chocolate Chip shall die by agonizing green slime!"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Not so soon. *Traquilises Grozzil and takes him to a laboratory*

[Groddil]

* Grozzil wakes uup in a laboratory.

"Where am I? Have I awoken in the embrace of the Cookie?"

* Grozzil spits a poison cookie at the exit, melting his way outside.

"Hello? Lord Ashenwyte?"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Appears before Grozzil* Nothing will happen. I just have to help you, so don't worry. G'night. *Tranquilises Groddil*

*Modifies Groddil so that the Cookies are untainted, and gives him three extra mechanical gun arms on his back, a heavy bolter arm, a plasma cannon, and a multi-melta*

[Groddil]

* Grozzil wakes up again.

"What the..."

* Grozzil tries to poison a weaponized cookie, but nothing happens.

* Grozzil poisons a ricecracker.

"This could help..."

* Grozzil modifies the plasma cannon to fire poisonous ricecrackers.

[Feles]

Who remembers this old topic?