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Lady Ashenwyte

December 09, 2015, 11:25:10 AM
Attention, fellow members. The Order of the Cookie has been formed to protect us from the evil evilness of the Chocolate Muffins of Death. Rise, fellow brethren, and remember this. The Cookie Protects.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

James Gryphon

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December 09, 2015, 11:31:10 AM
So I'm confused...



Is he friend or foe?
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Kitsune

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December 09, 2015, 06:04:31 PM
That is a hard question. He likes cookies, so one may assume he is a friend, but he also destroys them in his ravenous eating, making him a possible enemy.

Lady Amber

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December 09, 2015, 10:49:21 PM
So, we're protected by a cookie?

Delthion

#4
December 10, 2015, 04:14:40 AM
That we are! And a most powerful cookie indeed!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

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December 10, 2015, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on December 09, 2015, 11:31:10 AM
So I'm confused...



Is he friend or foe?
*Gasps* The Great Devourer! He will pay for his crimes with blood!
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 09, 2015, 10:49:21 PM
So, we're protected by a cookie?

Not a cookie, the cookie.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#6
December 12, 2015, 02:59:56 AM
Yes, The Cookie...the Cookie. What e'er shall we do without the Cookie? ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#7
December 12, 2015, 08:17:29 AM
We would be doomed to a cookieless universe! Sign up to be a member of the Order now!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#8
December 12, 2015, 06:50:29 PM
I will sign-up!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#9
December 12, 2015, 06:58:13 PM
The Chocolate Muffins of Death haven't actually attacked us in the recent past, so why must we be defended by some weird cookie? What if the cookie actually wants to take us over? What if it's a muffin in disguise? :o

Delthion

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December 12, 2015, 06:59:49 PM
Blasphemy against the Cookie! Annihilation begun!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Cornflower MM

#11
December 12, 2015, 07:00:42 PM
A. . . . Cookie. Well, now I've heard everything.

Lady Ashenwyte

#12
December 13, 2015, 02:18:45 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 12, 2015, 06:58:13 PM
The Chocolate Muffins of Death haven't actually attacked us in the recent past, so why must we be defended by some weird cookie? What if the cookie actually wants to take us over? What if it's a muffin in disguise? :o

HERESY. You must be judged by the White Chocolate Chips of Doom!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#13
December 13, 2015, 02:22:13 AM
All hail the Chip! The Chocolate chip!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

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December 13, 2015, 02:28:15 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 13, 2015, 02:18:45 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 12, 2015, 06:58:13 PM
The Chocolate Muffins of Death haven't actually attacked us in the recent past, so why must we be defended by some weird cookie? What if the cookie actually wants to take us over? What if it's a muffin in disguise? :o

HERESY. You must be judged by the White Chocolate Chips of Doom!
Meh.
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