Plague

[Delthion]

HAHAHHAHAAAaa...
Funny mortals!
Pine martens don't get sick!

But pine martens are mortals too.

Just because he is mortal doesn't mean that you aren't mortal. So even if he is mortal, it has no bearing on your mortality.

Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*

Behold, the Red Death!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

But my potion has an aromatic smell, as in made of mint. Probably may contain Draught of Living Death, which I rummaged from Snape's storage cabinet of potions.

[Delthion]

Do not listen to her! She bears the Red Death! Shun her potion at every turn!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Here's a sprig of belladonna for you! And 100 points from whatever Hogwarts house you're in!

[Delthion]

Get back vile fiend! I do not know if you are aware of the evils that you are attempting to commit. I shall not fall to the Red Death!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *Holds up a flamethrower*

Fixed that for you.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Glances at the flamethrower in confusion, then pours the whole potion into it and attempts to light it.*
Let's see how herbal fire can work as an effective disinfectant!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Cough* *Gasping* *Faints*

Help.

[W0NWILL]

Nah.

* BatLord pokes the body with a stick

* BatLord loads it onto a cart of dead people.

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

[Jetthebinturong]

I've got one for you.
_{I'm not dead.}
Shut up you.

[W0NWILL]

He says he's not dead.

[Jetthebinturong]

Yes he is.
_{I'm not!}

[W0NWILL]

* BatLord pokes the body with her stick

He isn't.

[Russa Nodrey]

Nah.

* BatLord pokes the body with a stick

* BatLord loads it onto a cart of dead people.

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

*Is poked* The....*cough* t-treasure....it's in the *gasping* the... *Dies*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Oh, I'm dyin' of this fever!
It's a terrible thing this fever!


(kudos if you know the reference )