Plague

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Smoke curls in, then enters a procession dressed in black robes and bird masks*

[James Gryphon]

@Galliver: I just read that book.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Starts burning the corpses and the sick people with the flamethrower*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

See! It works, huh?
*pours all of the remaining potion into carcasses*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It does. *Starts burning the sick people who are alive*


DIE BY HOLY FLAME. You're off to a better place.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

As a reward, here's your bird mask and black robes if you don't have. You will join us in the crusade in purging all the evil and disease in this place.

[W0NWILL]

Who's got dead? Bring 'em out here!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

But we are burning them! And I'm going to start an exorcism!

[W0NWILL]

If you're burning the dead, I'm out of a job!

* BatLord sighs and puts on plague doctor mask again

I'm okay with this job too. But I liked pushing bodies around in a wheelbarrow.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Here's an alcohol for the dead. *hands BatLord one of the three potion bottles*
Then you can sprinkle it into them.

[W0NWILL]

* BatLord chugs the bottle

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Why would the dead need booze? That's the point of being dead, not having booze.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

I mean, disinfectants. The dead carry lots of harmful germs. And that's why I sprinkle them as cleansing regimen.

[W0NWILL]

* BatLord spits out the contents of the bottle

Great. Couldn't have told me that before?

[Dotti Dillworthy]

And here's a flyer, 'cause I'm going to sell these.
*The flyer reads: "Dotti's Miracle Potion. Kills 99.99 percent of germs on carcasses and everything else. Infuses mint scent."*