SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

[James Gryphon]

[Delthion]

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The Makem & Spain story

Every generation has a few acts that define where a musical genre is going, performers so confident in their chosen field that they are able to completely embrace the genre and yet introduce something new to it. In Irish folk music today, that act is Makem and Spain.

Not in the past 30 years has a group taken the international stage with such vocal power and stage presence, capturing the essence of their genre, while standing out as something truly unique. A host of various instruments and three male vocals, using precise three-part harmonies blend perfectly for what many have described as a wall of sound. Makem and Spain are at their best onstage where their talent and enthusiasm draw in fans who have never experienced the joy of folk music.

They were once considered the new kids on the block, but have honed their craft over nearly two decades of international performances and are now one of the truly stalwart, road-tested Irish vocal groups available. They have played before millions of people from Canada to Texas, from California to the Caribbean and over to Ireland, highlighting national PBS specials and popular Irish talk shows along the way.

Rory Makem was born in Drogheda, County Louth, about an hour north of Dublin. He continues the lineage of one of Irish music's dynasties, begun by his grandmother Sarah Makem, who was sought after by song collectors for her store of traditional Irish songs. His father, Tommy Makem, was the modern day Bard of Armagh. Now considered an icon, he helped to bring Irish music out of the corner and into the international spotlight, where it has remained ever since.

Mickey and Liam, too, learned Irish songs at their father's knee. Mickey's rich, baritone voice and Liam's mastery of stringed instruments quickly found a home when Rory met the Spains and they realized the power of their combined talents.

But folk songs are engrained in both families and their songwriting contains the timeless qualities of folk classics, songs of the worker, songs of the sea and Irish culture. They tell the tale of Ireland and its people - a culture that has undergone terrible strife, but remains strong.

Where is Irish music going? There are instrumental bands bringing it down uncharted roads, moving it forward and keeping it living. But there is only one band that is driving Irish folk songs into the 21st century internationally. That band is Makem and Spain.

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"The special setting of Braco's sessions creates a good basis for the strikingly frequent high gains in the quality of life; be it by improving the mental or physical health, or social conditions. The fact that he does not speak has many advantages and the group dynamics are also not to be underestimated as a factor. That the charismatic Braco has influence on people at the sessions, as well as at a distance (photos) has been attested to again and again.

However, with the tools of classical physics we cannot grasp or describe this phenomenon. Analogous processes such as telepathy, spiritual healing, etc. are today statistically proven by numerous reliable studies. But unfortunately, we still lack functional models that can explain these processes as well as Braco's influence, which would allow for predictions.

It has to be pointed out again and again that in order to come to a deeper understanding of such processes, the human being must not only be seen as his physical appearance, but as a highly complex being. It is natural that we first notice the physical body, which of course has its importance too, although it is only the outermost part of the vast, largely unknown human being. Since these questions are covered in detail in a forthcoming book, further illustrations are omitted here. Whereas the scientific fact that human beings are determined by their 'higher' bodies, and only as a result of this by their physical body, is discussed here in detail.  In particular, I will discuss the mathematical theory of the physicist Burkhardt Heim.

Basically, Braco's influence is not to be understood as energies coming from his person. His charisma is such that his "higher" human qualities, together with the help of the catalysis of the individual participants (the above-mentioned group dynamics), puts him in a position to change the people standing before him in their deeper human layers in such a way that they are able to absorb harmonizing information, as well as to awaken these themselves. These then become effective in the outer being of the participants, such as self-healing. Braco always stresses that he is not a healer, meaning, he does not focus on influencing a physical disability of an individual.  Measurements done by Volkamer show that Braco's subtle energies are about the same as those of any other spiritual healer. The unique feature of Braco, therefore, does not consist of the release of any healing energies, but is taking place on another level.

It is important to recognize that the cosmos, but also every human being, consists of different layers overlaying one another. Since we are mainly aware of the lowest layer of the body, it was the philosophy of materialism, which over the past two centuries spread out in the scientific world.

Materialism means that the only reality is matter; everything else, such as feelings, thoughts, etc. are only a consequence thereof. For Spiritualism, as opposed to this, "the highest, divine" level is the primary reality. From it follows everything else and only lastly the material.

The churches' concepts coincide essentially with this idea. In Hinduism, later theosophy, anthroposophy and other schools, much more detailed models for such a hierarchical structure of the cosmos emerged. They all have the disadvantage that they are not objectifiable, so the mystics, who have subjectively experienced how all of this is connected and have drawn their conclusions and theories from there, are not taken serious. The fact that modern physics has taken a different approach toward spirituality lately is amazing and gratifying. The most significant theory of this kind comes from the aforementioned physicist, Burkhard Heim. Through an accident in his youth he lost both hands, was virtually blind and had only a very weak sense of hearing. It is of general interest that after his accident, he was able to memorize 100% of everything he heard. It shows that we have latent abilities that can be aroused in order to compensate for the loss of important senses, and thus ensure a quality of life. Thus, and through the introspection forced upon him, he developed his original, extremely mathematized six-dimensional, then twelve-dimensional cosmology. With it he was able to derive a unique formula for the masses of all elementary particles, data that can only be acquired through costly experiments with particle accelerators.

The fact that this theory is not just a mere fantasy is made obvious by amazing results in physics. "Twelve-dimensional" means that in order to fully describe the cosmos, twelve variable values are necessary. For the sub-area, directly accessible through our senses, we have the three dimensions of length, width and height and the time dimension associated with them. The other eight dimensions are beyond our direct vision and imagination, but are partly mathematically accessible. Such higher dimensions we can see in comparison with the air. It surrounds us necessarily, but we notice it only when we focus on some of its properties. We have our "place" in these higher dimensions, just as we are in a particular place within the three dimensions. Just like a country, a city or an apartment can prevent us from developing ourselves, we can be in an inappropriate place in the other dimension. In both cases, we may have difficulty or it may even be totally impossible for us to go to a better place.

It is often said: "In the near future the human race will live in the 5th dimension." It would be more appropriate to say, "We already live in it, but hope to be able to adjust our coordinates accordingly." This idea can possibly be conceived through the following model: We take the length and width and instead of the height, we take the 5th dimension. In our three dimensional world, with the height as the 3rd dimension, we can with the help of an airplane rise to a higher coordinate, from which the world below looks totally different, and the streets, fields and towns are experienced in a different context.  When we now see this from the perspective of the 5th, the entelechial dimension, we would replace the height with a "place", where everything exists in a higher order. Burkhard Heim used the following example: When on a "lesser height", the pieces of a clock are laying on a table all mixed up, so is the functioning clock to be seen at a "greater height". The metric of this 5th dimension is the reciprocal entropy, whereas entropy represents the "measure of disorder". The 6th aeonic dimension has to do with the implementation of such a condition.  These two coordinates are, however, and this is important for us to know, not subordinate but superior to our three-dimensional room, where we experience everything through our senses.  Therefore, we call it the entelechial dimension.  Heim's sequence of stages is: body, life, soul and spirit.

The 7th and 8th dimensions form an "information space", which is probably stimulated in the meetings with Braco. It interacts with the lower stages, described above. Heim's equations show that this exchange of data is dependent on the general state of the person concerned, and possibly their level of consciousness. The data of these higher dimensions, 5 to 8, are more real than their secondary illusory effects in the physical world. Everything, even trivial physical phenomena, but also health and healing are pre-programmed in these higher metaphysical levels. I must stress again that because of the extremely challenging mathematics, including the multi-valued logic also developed by B. Heim, this theory is very difficult to access in detail, and is in the true sense of the word—esoteric. Heim himself was very interested in the consequences of his theory on human existence, including life after death.  (He wrote a book on this subject.)  It was important to him that we human beings realize and even experience the fact that we are not only passive actors in this world, but active co-creators. I mention this because I am convinced that many visitors to the sessions are opening up to the importance of these dimensions, through the meetings with Braco.

Burkhart Heim also shows us in mathematical form, that there must be information transfers that do not happen through our three-dimensional space, so that it makes no difference, if the person concerned is standing right before Braco or located at great distance.  The dimensions 9 to 12 are necessary for mathematical reasons; however, they are completely inaccessible for descriptive purposes. From that area, the actual regulation and control of the cosmos comes forth. Heim called that "subspace" G4, where G stands for God.

I would like to emphasize again, that the dimensions 5 to 12, which contain the essential human values, are not of a three-dimensional nature and are not in the usual sense somewhere in or around our bodies.  So that using the descriptions "higher level", "shell", "higher bodies", etc. are only figurative expressions for something that cannot be grasped with our senses.

The few physicists, who after much hesitation work with this theory, are through their profession only interested in the (consequences in physics) ensuing results, such as the calculation of the mentioned elementary particles, so that unfortunately the implications of this unique theory on human life have not been studied enough to present them in an understandable and practicable way.

Until a few years ago the thinking process was regarded as one of the main and typically human qualities. The famous, but perhaps not entirely correctly interpreted phrase from Descartes is, "Cogito ergo sum" —I think therefore I am.

The mind is merely the often over-valued control center of our thinking and acting, with which we believe we can solve all our problems.

A computer can also handle such data, in fact even better!  We should not compare ourselves with this machine, which we believe to be much more efficient and even be a little ashamed of it.  A typical human value on the other hand is the "transfer of information from higher databases". This means that we allow our mind to be guided by creative intuition (a term not long ago frowned upon and considered unscientific). It brings into our existence really new and important things, like the appreciation of art, a sense of beauty, love. The brain is here not the creator, but only an intermediary.

In order to be free for these highly valuable influences, we must reduce the computer-like mental noise, the activity of the eternal chatter stimulated by today's restless flood of information. This reduction is also important for the encounters with Braco. Again and again, when we are faced with Braco, the sky of our consciousness will be covered with dark, but also pretty pink clouds. Let them move on! Time and again we receive reports that after repeated encounters with Braco, this too becomes easier, also in everyday life.

When the inner blabbermouth becomes silent, the vital information from the higher levels becomes tangible and effective.

Organs of the human body, such as the nervous system, brain, DNA—which by the way all correspond with the higher qualities of man—are in close connection with the physical force fields that surround us: gravity, the magnetic and electromagnetic fields. Many very precise studies have been done on the subject.

If not all signs deceive us, we are even now and more so in the near future, exposed to changes in the aforementioned force fields. This is partly caused by the increasing electromagnetic pollution, brought about by our own doing. But then, it is expected that excessively strong solar activity will influence these vital forces. Regarding the external consequences, NASA warns us that there will be global collapses of the power supply and electronic interconnections. There have been some smaller such events in the recent past.  With the necessary precautions, these external effects can be mastered much better than some doomsayers want to make us believe.

It is also believed that we are going toward the influence of strong gamma rays—consequence of the movement of our solar system—the consequences of which are still unclear.

More important to us, however, are the findings of those scientists who are discussing the immediate consequences on the individual human being.  It seems that the people who accept and live by true human values will experience a positive impact on their awareness through these field changes, so that no less than an unexpected leap in evolution could be triggered—an event that in the past led to a leap forward in human development.

However, he who keeps his mind closed to higher dimensional realities and keeps thinking in old materialistic patterns, could for the lack of acceptance and the right reaction, get into all kinds of trouble.

So, I once again emphasize the importance of what happens at these sessions with Braco. It is above all a change in consciousness that the visitors experience—an indispensable requirement for us all, to face the challenges of the coming years."

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[Delthion]

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are preliminary measurements.[2]
#    Distance[3]
Light-years (±err)    Designation    Stellar class    Apparent magnitude (mV or mJ)    Absolute magnitude (MV or MJ)    Epoch J2000.0    Parallax[2][4]
mas (±err)    Discovery date[5]    Notes and additional
references
System    Star    Star #    Right ascension[2]    Declination[2]
   0    Solar System    Sun       G2V[2]    ?26.74[2]    4.85[2]    —    —    —    —    has eight known planets
1    4.2421(16)    Alpha Centauri
(Rigil Kentaurus)    Proxima Centauri (V645 Centauri)    1    M5.5Ve    11.09[2]    15.53[2]    14h 29m 43.0s    ?62° 40? 46?    768.87(029)[6][7]    1915    [8]
4.3650(68)    ? Centauri A (HD 128620)    2    G2V[2]    0.01[2]    4.38[2]    14h 39m 36.5s    ?60° 50? 02?    747.23(117)[6][9]       
? Centauri B (HD 128621)    2    K1V[2]    1.34[2]    5.71[2]    14h 39m 35.1s    ?60° 50? 14?    1689    has two suspected planets (b & c)[10]
2    5.9630(109)    Barnard's Star (BD+04°3561a)    4    M4.0Ve    9.53[2]    13.22[2]    17h 57m 48.5s    +04° 41? 36?    546.98(1 00)[6][7]    1916    largest known proper motion[11]
3    6.59(7)    Luhman 16
(WISE 1049?5319)    Luhman 16A    5    L8±1[12]    10.7 J    14.2 J    10h 49m 15.57s    ?53° 19? 06?    495 (5)[12]    2013    has one suspected planet[13]
Luhman 16B    5    T1±2[12]       
4    7.2(6)[14]    WISE 0855?0714    7    Y          08h 55m 10.83s    ?07° 14? 42.5?       2014    sub-brown dwarf
5    7.7825(390)    Wolf 359 (CN Leonis)    8    M6.0V[2]    13.44[2]    16.55[2]    10h 56m 29.2s    +07° 00? 53?    419.10(210)[6]    1919    
6    8.2905(148)    Lalande 21185 (BD+36°2147)    9    M2.0V[2]    7.47[2]    10.44[2]    11h 03m 20.2s    +35° 58? 12?    393.42(070)[6][7]    1801    
7    8.5828(289)    Sirius
(? Canis Majoris)    Sirius A    10    A1V[2]    ?1.46[2]    1.42[2]    06h 45m 08.9s    ?16° 42? 58?    380.02(128)[6][7]       brightest star in the night sky
Sirius B    10    DA2[2]    8.44[2]    11.34[2]    1844
8    8.7280(631)    Luyten 726-8    Luyten 726-8 A (BL Ceti)    12    M5.5Ve    12.54[2]    15.40[2]    01h 39m 01.3s    ?17° 57? 01?    373.70(270)[6]    1949    
Luyten 726-8 B (UV Ceti)    12    M6.0Ve    12.99[2]    15.85[2]
9    9.6813(512)    Ross 154 (V1216 Sagittarii)    14    M3.5Ve    10.43[2]    13.07[2]    18h 49m 49.4s    ?23° 50? 10?    336.90(178)[6][7]    1925    
10    10.322(36)    Ross 248 (HH Andromedae)    15    M5.5Ve    12.29[2]    14.79[2]    23h 41m 54.7s    +44° 10? 30?    316.00(110)[6]    1925    
11    10.522(27)    Epsilon Eridani (BD?09°697)    16    K2V[2]    3.73[2]    6.19[2]    03h 32m 55.8s    ?09° 27? 30?    309.99(079)[6][7]    150    at least one planet[15]
12    10.742(31)    Lacaille 9352 (CD?36°15693)    17    M0.5V    7.34[2]    9.75[2]    23h 05m 52.0s    ?35° 51? 11?    303.64(087)[6][7]    1753    
13    10.919(49)    Ross 128 (FI Virginis)    18    M4.0Vn    11.13[2]    13.51[2]    11h 47m 44.4s    +00° 48? 16?    298.72(135)[6][7]    1925    
14    11.089[16]    WISE 1506+7027    19    T6    14.3 J    16.6 J    15h 06m 49.9s    +70° 27? 36?    310(042)[16]    2011    
15    11.266(171)    EZ Aquarii
(Gliese 866, Luyten 789-6)    EZ Aquarii A    20    M5.0Ve    13.33[2]    15.64[2]    22h 38m 33.4s    ?15° 17? 57?    289.50(440)[6]    1937    
EZ Aquarii B    20    M?    13.27[2]    15.58[2]    -
EZ Aquarii C    20    M?    14.03[2]    16.34[2]    1995
16    11.402(32)    Procyon
(? Canis Minoris)    Procyon A    23    F5V–IV[2]    0.38[2]    2.66[2]    07h 39m 18.1s    +05° 13? 30?    286.05(081)[6][7]       
Procyon B    23    DQZ[2]    10.70[2]    12.98[2]    1844
17    11.403(22)    61 Cygni    61 Cygni A (BD+38°4343)    25    K5.0V[2]    5.21[2]    7.49[2]    21h 06m 53.9s    +38° 44? 58?    286.04(056)[6][7]    1725    first star (other than the Sun) to have its distance measured[17]
61 Cygni B (BD+38°4344)    25    K7.0V[2]    6.03[2]    8.31[2]    21h 06m 55.3s    +38° 44? 31?    -
18    11.525(69)    Struve 2398
(Gliese 725, BD+59°1915)    Struve 2398 A (HD 173739)    27    M3.0V[2]    8.90[2]    11.16[2]    18h 42m 46.7s    +59° 37? 49?    283.00(169)[6][7]    1835    
Struve 2398 B (HD 173740)    27    M3.5V[2]    9.69[2]    11.95[2]    18h 42m 46.9s    +59° 37? 37?    1835
19    11.624(39)    Groombridge 34
(Gliese 15)    Groombridge 34 A (GX Andromedae)    29    M1.5V[2]    8.08[2]    10.32[2]    0h 18m 22.9s    +44° 01? 23?    280.59(095)[6][7]    1813    has one planet[18]
Groombridge 34 B (GQ Andromedae)    29    M3.5V[2]    11.06[2]    13.30[2]    -    
20    11.824(30)    Epsilon Indi
(CPD?57°10015)    Epsilon Indi A    31    K5Ve[2]    4.69[2]    6.89[2]    22h 03m 21.7s    ?56° 47? 10?    275.84(069)[6][7]    1597    one suspected planet[19]
Epsilon Indi Ba    31    T1.0V    12.3 J[20]       22h 04m 10.5s    ?56° 46? 58?    2003    
Epsilon Indi Bb    31    T6.0V    13.2 J[20]       2003    
21    11.826(129)    DX Cancri (G 51-15)    34    M6.5Ve    14.78[2]    16.98[2]    08h 29m 49.5s    +26° 46? 37?    275.80(300)[6]    1972    
22    11.887(33)    Tau Ceti (BD?16°295)    35    G8Vp[2]    3.49[2]    5.68[2]    01h 44m 04.1s    ?15° 56? 15?    274.39(076)[6][7]    150    possibly five planets
23    11.991(57)    GJ 1061 (LHS 1565)    36    M5.5V[2]    13.09[2]    15.26[2]    03h 35m 59.7s    ?44° 30? 45?    272.01(130)[21]    1995    [22][23]
24    12.068[16]    WISE 0350?5658    37    Y1    22.8 J[24]       03h 50m 00.32s    ?56° 58? 30.2?    291(050)[16]    2011    
25    12.132(133)    YZ Ceti (LHS 138)    38    M4.5V[2]    12.02[2]    14.17[2]    01h 12m 30.6s    ?16° 59? 56?    268.84(295)[6][7]    1961    
26    12.366(59)    Luyten's Star (BD+05°1668)    39    M3.5Vn    9.86[2]    11.97[2]    07h 27m 24.5s    +05° 13? 33?    263.76(125)[6][7]    1935    
27    12.514(129)    Teegarden's star (SO025300.5+165258)    40    M6.5V    15.14[2]    17.22[2]    02h 53m 00.9s    +16° 52? 53?    260.63(269)[21]    2003    possible planetary system[23][25]
28    12.571(54)    SCR 1845-6357    SCR 1845-6357 A    41    M8.5V[2]    17.39    19.41    18h 45m 05.3s    ?63° 57? 48?    259.45(111)[21]    2004    [23]
SCR 1845-6357 B    41    T6[26]    13.3 J[20]       18h 45m 02.6s    ?63° 57? 52?    2006
29    12.777(43)    Kapteyn's Star (CD?45°1841)    43    M1.5V[2]    8.84[2]    10.87[2]    05h 11m 40.6s    ?45° 01? 06?    255.27(086)[6][7]    1898    has two known planets[27]
30    12.870(57)    Lacaille 8760 (AX Microscopii)    44    M0.0V[2]    6.67[2]    8.69[2]    21h 17m 15.3s    ?38° 52? 03?    253.43(112)[6][7]    1753    
31    13.0+6.0
?3.1    WISE 0535?7500    45    ?Y1    >21.1 J[16]       05h 35m 16.8s    ?75° 00? 24.9?    250[16]    2012    
32    13.149(74)    Kruger 60
(BD+56°2783)    Kruger 60 A    46    M3.0V[2]    9.79[2]    11.76[2]    22h 27m 59.5s    +57° 41? 45?    248.06(139)[6][9]    1880    
Kruger 60 B (DO Cephei)    46    M4.0V[2]    11.41[2]    13.38[2]    1890?
33    13.167(82)    DEN 1048-3956    48    M8.5V[2]    17.39[2]    19.37[2]    10h 48m 14.7s    ?39° 56? 06?    247.71(155)[21]    2001    [28][29]
34    13.259    UGPS 0722-05    49    T9[2]    16.52 J[30]       07h 22m 27.3s    –05° 40? 30?    246    2010    [31]
35    13.349(110)    Ross 614
(V577 Monocerotis, Gliese 234)    Ross 614A (LHS 1849)    50    M4.5V[2]    11.15[2]    13.09[2]    06h 29m 23.4s    ?02° 48? 50?    244.34(201)[6][9]    1927    
Ross 614B (LHS 1850)    50    M5.5V    14.23[2]    16.17[2]    1936
36    13.820(98)    Wolf 1061 (Gliese 628, BD?12°4523)    52    M3.0V[2]    10.07[2]    11.93[2]    16h 30m 18.1s    ?12° 39? 45?    236.01(167)[6][7]    1919    potentially three rocky planets, second out in habitable zone[32]
37    14.066(109)    Van Maanen's star (Gliese 35, LHS 7)    53    DZ7[2]    12.38[2]    14.21[2]    00h 49m 09.9s    +05° 23? 19?    231.88(179)[6][7]    1896    
38    14.231(66)    Gliese 1 (CD?37°15492)    54    M1.5 V [2]    8.55[2]    10.35[2]    00h 05m 24.4s    ?37° 21? 27?    229.20(107)[6][7]    1884    
39    14.312(289)    Wolf 424
(FL Virginis, LHS 333, Gliese 473)    Wolf 424 A    55    M5.5Ve    13.18[2]    14.97[2]    12h 33m 17.2s    +09° 01? 15?    227.90(460)[6]       
Wolf 424 B    55    M7Ve    13.17[2]    14.96[2]    
40    14.4    2MASS J154043.42-510135.7    57    M7V    15.26    17.04    15h 40m 43.42s    ?51° 01? 35.7?    224.80(290)    2014    [33]
41    14.509(187)    L 1159-16 (TZ Arietis, Gliese 83.1)    58    M4.5V[2]    12.27[2]    14.03[2]    02h 00m 13.2s    +13° 03? 08?    224.80(290)[6]       
42    14.793(55)    Gliese 687 (LHS 450, BD+68°946)    59    M3.0V[2]    9.17[2]    10.89[2]    17h 36m 25.9s    +68° 20? 21?    220.49(082)[6][7]       has one known planet[34]
43    14.805(242)    LHS 292 (LP 731-58)    60    M6.5V[2]    15.60[2]    17.32[2]    10h 48m 12.6s    ?11° 20? 14?    220.30(360)[6]       
44    14.809(107)    Gliese 674 (LHS 449)    61    M3.0V[2]    9.38[2]    11.09[2]    17h 28m 39.9s    ?46° 53? 43?    220.25(159)[6][7]       has one known planet[35]
45    14.812(67)    G 208-44
G 208-45
(GJ 1245)    G 208-44 A (V1581 Cyg)    62    M5.5V[2]    13.46[2]    15.17[2]    19h 53m 54.2s    +44° 24? 55?    220.20(100)[6]       
G 208-45    62    M6.0V[2]    14.01[2]    15.72[2]    19h 53m 55.2s    +44° 24? 56?    
G 208-44 B    62    M5.5    16.75[2]    18.46[2]    19h 53m 54.2s    +44° 24? 55?    
46    15.060(140)    LP 145-141 (WD 1142-645, Gliese 440)    65    DQ6[2]    11.50[2]    13.18[2]    11h 45m 42.9s    ?64° 50? 29?    216.57(201)[6][7]       
47    15.313(259)    GJ 1002    66    M5.5V[2]    13.76[2]    15.40[2]    00h 06m 43.8s    ?07° 32? 22?    213.00(360)[6]       
48    15.342(141)    Gliese 876 (Ross 780)    67    M3.5V[2]    10.17[2]    11.81[2]    22h 53m 16.7s    ?14° 15? 49?    212.59(196)[6][7]       has four known planets[36]
49    15.610(204)    LHS 288 (Luyten 143-23)    68    M5.5V[2]    13.90[2]    15.51[2]    10h 44m 21.2s    ?61° 12? 36?    208.95(273)[21]       [23]
50    15.832(83)    Gliese 412    Gliese 412 A    69    M1.0V[2]    8.77[2]    10.34[2]    11h 05m 28.6s    +43° 31? 36?    206.02(108)[6][7]       
Gliese 412 B (WX Ursae Majoris)    69    M5.5V[2]    14.48[2]    16.05[2]    11h 05m 30.4s    +43° 31? 18?    
51    15.848(52)    Groombridge 1618 (Gliese 380)    71    K7.0V[2]    6.59[2]    8.16[2]    10h 11m 22.1s    +49° 27? 15?    205.81(067)[6][7]       
52    15.942(218)    AD Leonis    72    M3.0V[2]    9.32[2]    10.87[2]    10h 19m 36.4s    +19° 52? 10?    204.60(280)[6]       
53    16.067[24]    DENIS J081730.0-615520    73    T6          08h 17m 30.096s    ?61° 55? 15.802?    203 [24]    2010    
54    16.085(105)    Gliese 832    74    M1.5 V[2]    8.66[2]    10.20[2]    21h 33m 34.0s    ?49° 00? 32?    202.78(132)[6][7]       has two known planets[37][38]
55    16.197(313)    DEN 0255-4700    75    L7.5V[2]    22.92[2]    24.44[2]    02h 55m 03.7s    ?47° 00? 52?    201.37(389)[21]       [29]
56    16.265(765)    GJ 1005    GJ 1005 A    76    M4V[39]    11.48[39]       00h 15m 28.11s    ?16° 08? 01.6?    200.53(941)[39]       
GJ 1005 B    76     ?     ?     ?       
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Light-years (±err)    System    Star    Star #    Stellar class    Apparent magnitude (mV or mJ)    Absolute magnitude (MV or MJ)    Right ascension[2]    Declination[2]    Parallax[2][4]
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Origins and expansion

The Habsburg family originated with the Habsburg Castle in modern Switzerland, and after 1279 came to rule in Austria ("the Habsburg Hereditary Lands"). The Habsburg family grew to European prominence with the marriage and adoption treaty by Emperor Maximilian I at the First Congress of Vienna in 1515, and the subsequent death of adopted Louis II of Hungary and Bohemia in 1526.[3]

Archduke Ferdinand of Austria, the younger brother of the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, was elected the next King of Bohemia and Hungary[8] following the death of Louis II of Hungary and Bohemia in the Battle of Mohács against the Turks.
Terminology

Names of the territory that (with some exceptions) finally became Austria-Hungary:

    Habsburg monarchy or Austrian monarchy (1526–1867): This was an unofficial, but very frequent name – even at that time. The entity had no official name.
    Austrian Empire (1804–1867): This was the official name. Note that the German version is Kaisertum Österreich, i.e. the English translation empire refers to a territory ruled by an emperor, not just to a "widespreading domain".
    Austria-Hungary (1867–1918): This was the official name.[9][10][11] An unofficial popular name was the Danubian Monarchy (German: Donaumonarchie) also often used was the term Doppel-Monarchie ("Double Monarchy") meaning two states under one crowned ruler.
    Crownlands or crown lands (Kronländer) (1849–1918): This is the name of all the individual parts of the Austrian Empire (1849-1867), and then of Austria-Hungary from 1867 on. The Kingdom of Hungary (more exactly the Lands of the Hungarian Crown) was not considered a "crownland" after the establishment of Austria-Hungary 1867, so that the "crownlands" became identical with what was called the Kingdoms and Lands represented in the Imperial Council (Die im Reichsrate vertretenen Königreiche und Länder).

The Hungarian parts of the Empire were called "Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of Saint Stephen" or "Lands of Holy (St.) Stephen's Crown" (Länder der Heiligen Stephans Krone). The Bohemian (Czech) Lands were called "Lands of the St. Wenceslaus' Crown" (Länder der Wenzels-Krone).

Names of some smaller territories:

    Austrian lands (Österreichische Länder) or "Archduchies of Austria" (Erzherzogtümer von Österreich) - Lands up and below the Enns (ober und unter der Enns) (996–1918): This is the historical name of the parts of the Archduchy of Austria that became the present-day Republic of Austria (Republik Österreich) on 12 November 1918 (after Emperor Charles I had abdicated the throne). Modern day Austria is a semi-federal republic of nine states (Bundesländer) that are: Lower Austria, Upper Austria, Tyrol, Styria, Salzburg, Carinthia, Vorarlberg and Burgenland and the Capital of Vienna that is a state of its own. Burgenland came to Austria in 1921 from Hungary. Salzburg finally became Austrian in 1816 after the Napoleonic wars (before it was ruled by prince-archbishops of Salzburg as a sovereign territory).

    Vienna, Austria's capital became a state January 1, 1922, after being residence and capital of the Austrian Empire (Reichshaupt und Residenzstadt Wien) for the Habsburg monarchs for centuries. Upper and Lower Austria, historically, were split into "Austria above the Enns" and "Austria below the Enns" (the Enns river is the state-border between Upper- and Lower Austria). Upper Austria was enlarged after the Treaty of Teschen (1779) following the "War of the Bavarian Succession" by the so-called Innviertel ("Inn Quarter"), formerly part of Bavaria.

    Hereditary Lands (Erblande or Erbländer; mostly used Österreichische Erblande) or German Hereditary Lands (in the Austrian monarchy) or Austrian Hereditary Lands (Middle Ages – 1849/1918): In a narrower sense these were the "original" Habsburg Austrian territories, i.e. basically the Austrian lands and Carniola (not Galicia, Italian territories or the Austrian Netherlands).
    In a wider sense the Lands of the Bohemian Crown were also included in (from 1526; definitely from 1620/27) the Hereditary lands. The term was replaced by the term "Crownlands" (see above) in the 1849 March Constitution, but it was also used afterwards.
    The Erblande also included lots of small and smallest territories that were principalities, duchies or counties etc. some of them can namely be found in the reigning titles of the Habsburg monarchs like Graf (Earl/Count of) von Tyrol etc.

Territories
Growth of the Habsburg Monarchy

The territories ruled by the branch changed over the centuries, but the core always consisted of four blocs:

    The Hereditary Lands, which covered most of the modern states of Austria and Slovenia, as well as territories in northeastern Italy and (before 1797) southwestern Germany. To these were added in 1779 the Inn Quarter of Bavaria; and in 1803 the Bishoprics of Trent and Brixen. The Napoleonic Wars caused disruptions where many parts of the Hereditary lands were lost, but all these, along with the former Archbishopric of Salzburg, which had previously been temporarily annexed between 1805 and 1809, were recovered at the peace in 1815, with the exception of the Vorlande. The Hereditary provinces included:
        Archduchy of Austria (Upper Austria);
        Archduchy of Austria (Lower Austria);
        Duchy of Styria;
        Duchy of Carinthia;
        Duchy of Carniola;
        The Adriatic port of Trieste;
        Istria (although much of Istria was Venetian territory until 1797);
        Gorizia and Gradisca;
            These lands (3–8) were often grouped together as Inner Austria.
        The County of Tyrol (although the Bishoprics of Trent and Brixen dominated what would become the South Tyrol before 1803);
        The Vorarlberg (actually a collection of provinces, only united in the 19th century);
        The Vorlande, a group of territories in Breisgau and elsewhere in southwestern Germany lost in 1801 (although the Alsatian territories (Sundgau) which had formed a part of it had been lost as early as 1648);
            Vorarlberg and the Vorlande were often grouped together as Further Austria and mostly ruled jointly with Tyrol.
        Grand Duchy of Salzburg (only after 1805);
    The Lands of the Bohemian Crown – initially consisting of the five lands: Kingdom of Bohemia, March of Moravia, Silesia, and Upper and Lower Lusatia. Bohemian Diet (Czech: zemský sn?m) elected Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor as king in 1526.
        Lusatia was ceded to Saxony in 1635.
        Most of Silesia was conquered by Prussia in 1740–1742 and the remnants which stayed under Habsburg sovereignty were ruled as Duchy of Upper and Lower Silesia (Austrian Silesia).
    The Kingdom of Hungary – two thirds of the former territory that was administered by the medieval Kingdom of Hungary was conquered by the Ottoman Empire and the Princes of vassal Ottoman Transylvania, while the Habsburg administration was restricted to the western and northern territories of the former kingdom, which remained to be officially referred as the Kingdom of Hungary. In 1699, at the end of the Ottoman-Habsburg wars, one part of the territories that were administered by the former medieval Kingdom of Hungary came under Habsburg administration, with some other areas being picked up in 1718 (some of the territories that were part of medieval kingdom, notably those in the south of the Sava and Danube rivers, remained under Ottoman administration).

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Welcome back, kiddies, to the BIANNUAL SPAAAAAAAAM BATTTTTTTTLLLLLE!!!

The rules is like this:

No image spammin'!
Put spam in spoilers!
The contest's between me an' Del, so keep out!
The loser of the previous SPAM-Battle goes first.
Other than that, there is no rules. After all...

TRUE SPAMMERS LIVE BY THE THUG LIFE!!!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Spess mehreens!

[Delthion]

Don't open on peril of computer death...

[close]

With this I commence the SPAM battle! Your move sah!

[Groddil]

Smilies are like images, but also like text. Hmm...

Spoiler

Hey mate!
G'day!
Who wants shrimp?
Chuck it on the barbie then!
Y'know, Sandpaw once said that nobody could handle a barbeque like a southerner.
I guess it's a good thing that Australia is the Land DOWN UNDER.
I am the King of the Grill
I can cook a mean hamburger
You want to try it?
Here, eat this.
Oop, you don't look too good.
Would you like some medicine?
Try this.
Don't vomit it up, you fool.
What's in it? Why, just crocodile urine, crushed-up grubs, and XXXX Gold beer.
Hey, its an Aussie delicacy.
Well, you obviously aren't Australian then!
Want some vegemite?
Didn't think so.
Y'know what I hate?
When people eat vegemite, they eat it straight from the jar with a spoon.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
You're supposed to put it on toast, like butter.
But not AS butter.
Don't put too much on, that ruins the flavor.
And don't replace butter with it, either.
Butter's good on toast, but that doesn't mean it and vegemite are mutually exclusive.
Y'know something disgusting?
Deep fried butter.
Uck, Americans.
Seriously? I mean come on.
Who on Earth would actually eat a whole stick of pure fat, cooked in more fat.
I don't even want to talk about this anymore.
Oh yeah? Well I don't like you either. Stupid little...
Hey, let's do this better with a round of rock paper scissors. Winner gets an apology.

Rock

I play laser. I win.

[close]

Paper

I play laser. I win.

[close]

Scissors

I play laser. I win.

[close]

And now for the results...

Reader won

Ha! You couldn't win. You cheater! Click on the loser spoiler!

[close]

Groddil won

Yeah, knew it! Where's my apology?

Sorry.

Good, apology accepted. Keep reading.

[close]

[close]

I'm glad that's out of the way.
Whaddaya mean I cheated?
Who really cares?
Shut up.
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
ENOUGH!
What? You came here for SPAM? Have some SPAM then!

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This concludes round 1 of 3.

AUDIENCE:

Please post who you think won this round.

[Hickory]

GRODDIL!

BECAUSE NO ONE GRILLS BETTER THEN AN AUSSIE!

[Delthion]

Also give the reason for your vote please!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Delthion, because Groddil's post actually had some meaning to it. 

[James Gryphon]

Since when do voters decide the outcome of things?

Anyway, Delthion's is clearly more spammy.