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Started by Jukka the Sling, January 27, 2016, 01:22:17 AM

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Jukka the Sling

January 27, 2016, 01:22:17 AM
Aren't applefish amazing?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Russa Nodrey

#1
January 27, 2016, 01:23:23 AM
Um, yes?
Freddy

Jukka the Sling

#2
January 27, 2016, 01:24:03 AM
And so healthful!

Applefish biography

[Today at 07:56:30 pm] Jukka the Sling: Donald Trump became a rock star.

[Today at 07:56:35 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Are endorsed by the "Lame Sheep Promoting Pizza-flavored Bouncy Houses Club"

[Today at 07:56:37 pm] Russa Nodrey: Harry was a fish hunter.

[Today at 07:56:48 pm] Russa Nodrey: (He hunted fish.)

[Today at 07:57:03 pm] Wylder Treejumper: @James: He's hilarious. His hair is more hilarious.

[Today at 07:57:25 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Plus it gets a good reaction.

[Today at 07:57:40 pm] Jukka the Sling: Harry the fish hunter idolized Donald Trump.

[Today at 07:58:05 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, nobody comments if I say, "Marco Rubio!"

[Today at 07:58:17 pm] Jukka the Sling: Harry also idolized Marco Rubio.

[Today at 07:58:45 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Or, (heaven forbid) "John Kasich!"

[Today at 08:00:50 pm] Jukka the Sling: Harry, for some reason, didn't care for John Kasich.

[Today at 08:01:43 pm] Wylder Treejumper: For some reason...

[Today at 08:02:21 pm] Russa Nodrey: Harry also hunted fish.

[Today at 08:02:34 pm] Russa Nodrey: (He was a fidh hunter.)

[Today at 08:02:42 pm] Russa Nodrey: *fish

[Today at 08:03:48 pm] Wylder Treejumper: He used a big stick with an apple stuck on the end

[Today at 08:03:58 pm] Jukka the Sling: The fish loved apples.

[Today at 08:04:01 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Because fish like apples

[Today at 08:04:06 pm] Jukka the Sling: They were known as applefish.

[Today at 08:04:15 pm] Jukka the Sling: Because they liked apples

[Today at 08:04:30 pm] Wylder Treejumper: They tasted like apples too, but were much healthier

[Today at 08:04:57 pm] Jukka the Sling: In a nearby river were some bananafish...

[Today at 08:04:59 pm] Wylder Treejumper: There was a roaring market for organic applefish

[Today at 08:05:07 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Not so much bannanafish

[Today at 08:05:08 pm] Jukka the Sling: ...so called because they liked kiwi fruit

[Today at 08:05:27 pm] Wylder Treejumper: The kiwifish, then, obviously liked lettuce

[Today at 08:06:06 pm] Russa Nodrey: And the lettuce fish liked pears.

[Today at 08:06:20 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Pearfish liked raw steak

[Today at 08:06:52 pm] Russa Nodrey: And raw steak liked bananas.

[Today at 08:07:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Because bananas grow on a vine

[Today at 08:08:13 pm] Russa Nodrey: Along with raisins.

[Today at 08:09:13 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And fish

[Today at 08:09:39 pm] Russa Nodrey: And shoes.

[Today at 08:10:09 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Then Harry said,

[Today at 08:10:17 pm] Groddil: Being a rebel, posting this from school.

[Today at 08:10:38 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Harry was apparently at school

[Today at 08:10:49 pm] Wylder Treejumper: He'd been held back for his applefish schem

[Today at 08:10:53 pm] Wylder Treejumper: *scheme

[Today at 08:21:05 pm] Jukka the Sling: The applefish scheme consisted of poaching all applefish alive and selling them for an exorbitant price.

[Today at 08:21:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: On noes.

[Today at 08:21:40 pm] Russa Nodrey: *oh.

[Today at 08:22:10 pm] Russa Nodrey: Everyone was terrified.

[Today at 08:22:25 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Because everyone was an applefish?

[Today at 08:22:45 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Harry was a cannibal!
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"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Wylder Treejumper

#3
January 27, 2016, 01:24:19 AM
Except for Harry. He's a murderer! And a cannibal!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Jukka the Sling

#4
January 27, 2016, 01:25:54 AM
But how could he?!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Wylder Treejumper

#5
January 27, 2016, 01:27:57 AM
Because he is a greedy capitalist who doesn't pay enough taxes.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Jukka the Sling

#6
January 27, 2016, 01:29:03 AM
*shockhorror*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

#7
January 27, 2016, 02:30:40 AM
I want a pet applefish!

Wylder Treejumper

#8
January 27, 2016, 02:45:52 AM
Who wouldn't?
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Lady Ashenwyte

#9
January 27, 2016, 09:21:49 AM
You can't have one. I killed them all yesterday.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

#10
January 27, 2016, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on January 27, 2016, 02:45:52 AM
Who wouldn't?
Someone who doesn't know what an applefish is. Like me.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Wylder Treejumper

#11
January 27, 2016, 07:30:48 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 27, 2016, 09:21:49 AM
You can't have one. I killed them all yesterday.
I'm afraid Harry may have beat you to it. It was his dastardly cannibalistic plan.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Jukka the Sling

#12
January 27, 2016, 07:32:21 PM
(Hey, Skarzs, the link in your signature is garbled...)
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

#13
January 27, 2016, 07:33:25 PM
Blast.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

#14
April 08, 2016, 11:50:02 PM
GUYS.  Remember this?!  *nostalgia rush*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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