You Know You're a Redneck When...

[Nightfire]

OK, this is based off of Jeff Foxworthy's You Know You're a Redneck When...
Keep it clean, keep it fun, and don't post anything too stupid. And if any of mine seem a little too centered on mowing the lawn, well...yeah. Figure it out. My lawn is a pain.  

You know you're a Redneck when...

1: You mow your driveway instead of your lawn
2: You go shopping for groceries, and end up leaving the store with a new gun.
3: You cut your grass and found a car.
3: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4: You think that the stock market has a fence around it.
5: You burn your yard rather than mow it.

[rakkety tam]

6 you actualy have a redneck
7 you go mud bogging every sunday

[Tiria Wildlough]

What's a redneck when it's at home?

[Nightfire]

(A redneck in a trailer. Stay on topic.)

You Know you're a redneck when...
8: You own a homemade fur coat.
9: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen
10: You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
11: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
12: You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
13: Your mother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
14: Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
15: You take a fishing pole into Sea World. 

[Lutra]

16.) "Log on" means you add another piece of wood to the stove.
17.) You got a new set of bowls and they say "Cool Whip" on the side.
18.) You drive a lawn tractor to the store to get groceries. (I've seen this out where I am)

[Nightfire]

18: Your idea of midsummer fun is to tie a canoe to the back of you pickup truck, get in, then have a friend drive the truck down the street with you in the canoe.

(We saw that scene happen right in front of our house.)

[Mad Maudie]

you know you're a redneck when you call your boss dude!
you know you're a redneck your Christmas tree is decorated with fishing bate


those were from a  you know you're a redneck fish

[Nightfire]

You know you're a Redneck when...

21: You think that a toilet seat counts as a Christmas wreath.
22: It is impossible to eat venison at your house without picking a few hundred pellets from a gun out of your teeth.

[Tiria Wildlough]

(A redneck in a trailer. Stay on topic.)

Thanks. That was SO helpful.

[Nightfire]

"Glad I could be of service, my Queen." Nightfire bows mockingly.

[White One6193]

"Glad I could be of service, my Queen." Nightfire bows mockingly.

Hey, stay on topic, Nightey!

You might be a redneck if you attend a wedding with a shotgun, and the deer you bagged while still in regulation camo.

[Nightfire]

Keep the list numbered, folks, otherwise it's just a long stream of suggestions.

You know you're a Redneck when...
24:You think "A bad hair day," means that your pet rabbits are going crazy and biting you.
25: When you use a shotgun to catch fish instead of the customary net and pole.

[Taggerung The Otter]

OK, this is based off of Jeff Foxworthy's You Know You're a Redneck When...
Keep it clean, keep it fun, and don't post anything too stupid. And if any of mine seem a little too centered on mowing the lawn, well...yeah. Figure it out. My lawn is a pain.  

You know you're a Redneck when...

1: You mow your driveway instead of your lawn
2: You go shopping for groceries, and end up leaving the store with a new gun.
3: You cut your grass and found a car.
3: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4: You think that the stock market has a fence around it.
5: You burn your yard rather than mow it.

when you sit in the passenger seat in the car you are carrying  a .12 gauge

[Coobreedan]

What is a Redneck?!

[Redwall Musician]

What is a Redneck?!

Here my quote about rednecks:

Red-neck:
A red-neck is one who wishes they lived in the country. They usually live in small towns together. Occasionally you will find red-necks in a city living in a red-neck neighborhood.