Cellars Election

[Groddil]

Iz he for or againzt charging up ze ztairz?

I am certainly for it HIAG. I tell you what, would you like to run for office with me? You can be in command of the charging up the stairs league.

Ach, dependz. Do ye 'ave ze hot coco? Better zhen Azhlegs?

Nobody has better cocoa than Ashleg.

@Mhera You forgot "Ashleg's Horde" in the link thing.

[Tam and Martin]

Iz he for or againzt charging up ze ztairz?

I am certainly for it HIAG. I tell you what, would you like to run for office with me? You can be in command of the charging up the stairs league.

Ach, dependz. Do ye 'ave ze hot coco? Better zhen Azhlegs?

We have amazing hot cocoa. I have never tried Ashleg's Hot cocoa though i am sure his i svery delicious as well.

[Feles]

Im torn between Ashleg and Tam

[Tam and Martin]

Inquisitor, I am looking to fill some positions for my campaign. If you are interested, you can get top pick! Ultimately you must go with who you feel will benefit the Cellars the most.

[Ashleg]

Join Team Ashleg for fun and randomness!
Also, our hot cocoa is the very best. It's so great sometimes members join the horde just for the cocoa.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

*finally finds the topic that will explain this "elections" thing to me*

[Tam and Martin]

Hello Aimless Gallivanter! I hope you choose wisely!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

I skimmed through the whole topic and I still don't know who to vote for!!
Who can offer me the most power??

[Ashleg]

Fun comes with power, and if you vote Ashleg you'll be sure to get that (despite what the other candidates say. They just want to look good.  )

[Aimless Gallivanter]

oh no ashleg I dont think I can vote for you your jingle rhymes well, but it doesnt fit together right, sorry :/
Campaign Jingles really are an imperative part of your campaign. Its what all smart voters base their choice on.

[Ashleg]

Hmph.

[Groddil]

maybe if we cut out the "hot" and "jigsaw?"

e.g. "One! Two! Three! Four! Cocoa and puzzles forever-more!"

[Ashleg]

Not specific enough!
Cocoa can be referring to anything chocolate...chocolate milk...*shudders*

[Tam and Martin]

oh no ashleg I dont think I can vote for you your jingle rhymes well, but it doesnt fit together right, sorry :/
Campaign Jingles really are an imperative part of your campaign. Its what all smart voters base their choice on.

Aimless Gallivanter, I ask for you to vote for me. WE NEED TO MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

[Ashleg]

MAKE THE CELLARS GREATER THAN GREAT, VOTE ASHLEG 2016!